words in movies
Chandler: Next time, can I say breathe?
Monica: No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her! Can I get you anything? You want some more ice chips?
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.
Joey: Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
Chandler: Interesting! (To Monica) Can I see you for a second?
Phoebe: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night.
Phoebe: Yeah! Ooh, we could teach them to sing, and we can be like the Von Trapp family! Only without the Nazis. Although that sounds kinda dull.
Joey: Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. (Looks at Phoebe) Right?
Joey: Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can finally get over her.
Joey: Oh, hey, hey, can I give you guys your house-warming present now?
Monica: Now, that you can do.
Phoebe: You can open your eyes now.
Joey: Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls?
Joey: Well, maybe we can just tip the table a little.
(The ball rolls into one of the goals, and Chandler and Joey listen in horror as the ball makes its way inside the table. Finally, they can hear the birds again.)
Chandler: I don't know. Maybe we can open this up somehow.
Joey: Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?
Chandler: We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...
Joey: No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)
Monica: Wait! Wait! Wait! You cant start today! Todays the rehearsal dinner!
Joey: Wow! I cant believe this! This is incredible. I mean you just won an Oscar!
Monica: I just, I cant believe that we made it!
Mr. Geller: of course you can kick his ass son.
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
Ross: (clinking a wine glass) Can I have everyones attention please? Im uh; Im Ross Geller.
Monica: Im making a list of all the things that are most likely to go wrong at the wedding. Now, that way I can be prepared.
Richard: Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.
Joey: No! No! I cant! You gotta get me out of it! Ive got plans! (Spits.) Important plans! (Spits on the Ps.)
(Phoebe reaches into the trash can, pulls one out, and hands it to Rachel.)
Phoebe: Yeah, but youve got to pull yourself together! Monica cant see you like this! Then shell know somethings wrong!
Rachel: I know. I know. Oh God. (Looking around) Theres no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?
Rachel: Oh God I just can not imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler doesnt show up!
Phoebe: (finding something interesting in the trash can) Oh my God!
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Phoebe: Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You cant do this here! (She drags her into the bathroom.)
Ross: No! Hey! Hey! We cant!
Rachel: Oh thank you! (Wiping her nose.) Oh God! (She throws it out.) Can I have another one?
Monica: Im gonna hang this basket (Points to the one sitting on the table) on the door and when the neighbors walk by they can all take a piece.
The Director: Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We cant stop filming just for you. Its not like its your wedding. (Starts to walk away.)
Chandler: No! No! No! I cant do that!
Phoebe: But look Chandler, right now, no one has a lower opinion of you than I do. But I totally believe you can do this.
Joey: You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah, I could see it.
Monica: I cant go to lunch!!
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
Rachel: Well what if I told you, you can do it in my apartment?
Ross: Getting married. (Chandler panics.) Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that too! Just like youve done everything else!
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Mr. Geller: You cant ask us son, thats cheating.
Ross: Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second?
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.
Monica: Wow! I cant believe I actually rolled an eight.
French Phoebe: Gauze! Gauze! I need to get some gauze in here! Can I please get some gauze in here! (A shell explodes outside next to the tent and when the smoke clears, Phoebe still has her arm.) Whew! (Her arm falls off and starts pumping out blood.) This is getting ridiculous uh!
Ross: Ive never walked down the aisle knowing it cant end in divorce.
Phoebe: I cant! I cant! Unless Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didnt buy that lamp?
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, "Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more."
Rachel: I cant believe theyve been together for three years.
Matt: I have had some clumsy moments I guess you can call em.
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
Rachel: No yknow, I dont want to switch! Come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!
Ross: Can you say Da-Da? See, Im gonna tell your mommies you said it anyway, so you might as well try
(She lets her hair down and whips her hair around in Baywatch-esque slow motion with a Barry White song in the background. Chandler needless to say cant help but stare along with the rest of the male and lesbian population of North America.)
Joey: I cant! I-I dont have any other clothes here.
Phoebe: I cant say.
Phoebe: I cant say because hes famous.
Rachel: Oh, thank you for doing that. I just cant deal with this just quite yet.
Monica: Well, were trying to find someone to perform our wedding and theyre all either boring or annoying or yknow, cant stop staring at the ladies. (Points to her chest.)
Monica: Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?!
Rachel: Hey! Yknow, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything theyre supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!
Rachel: I know, I lied! I didnt want her to think I was a terrible mother! I cant even see my own baby!
Phoebe: I know! Monicas gonna have a baby! Hey, can this count as her something new?
Ross: Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why dont we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.
Ross: What? Of course you can! Hop on!
Second Girl: Can I go next?
Mona: Uh, thats okay. You can dance with her first.
(Upon hearing this, Joey cant turn his chair around fast enough and knocks it over.)
Joey: Oh, see thats where youre wrong. Whatever it is I can do it. And if didnt see it up there, just-just try me.
Rachel: Oh wait! Yknow what? I cant, I cant look at it. I cant. Somebody else tell me, somebody tell me.
Phoebe: I cant believe I still dont know what happened to the window in the attic!
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
Monica: Oh, come on its my wedding! That can be my present.
Phoebe: So Theodore... I uhm... I can see where Mike gets his good looks from...
Chandler: All my energy is going into not asking that question. I cant believe I screwed this up!
Monica: Oh thanks. (Reading the bill) Champagne, strawberries Oh my God! I cant believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!
Rachel: Phoebe the father is not here okay? I havent told him yet and I dont think I can tell him at all now!
Monica: You cant marry him!
Phoebe: I can and I will! (Kisses him.)
Joey: Why?! Why cant she marry me?!
Theodore: Oh no, not all the time... I do the best I can...
Ross: What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin' van!
Rachel: You can go.
Joey: Well youre whippin so slow! Cant you do it any faster?
Phoebe: I cant say that didnt hurt. But Ill take you back Joey Tribbiani.
Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I cant believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?
Ticket Agent: Oh, let me see what I can do. (Checks the computer) There are some first class seats available.
Monica: (to the couple) Hi! Can you do that and walk? Cause she said, "Next."
Joey: I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
Phoebe: Yeah okay... yeah, your mom... okay... She looks nice, I can talk to her.
Rachel: (closes her magazine) Can I get you some water?
Rachel: Okay, yknow what? Can I, can I talk now?
Joey: (eating) Huh. So then I can heat this up? (Goes and does so.)
Joey: (simultaneously) Oh my God!!! I cant believe that!!
Monica: I cant believe were here.
Phoebe: Well at Monicas you can eat(Suddenly cracks up.)
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
Rachel: Okay Ross thats fine, but can you please stand near my head?
Rachel: I can too eat by myself!
Ross: No but but still you cant possibly do this alone.
Rachel: I cant see it!
Ross: Oh sure, come here! (Sits her up) Sure you can! Uh, look come here look, (rolls the machine closer) its-its-its, its right there (Points).
Monica: Yeah, can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? I wanna call.
Monica: That you can have.
Ross: I can show you, I have it on videotape! (Stunned silence) Its an expression.
Phoebe: I cant believe he taped the two of them having sex!