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Monica: Congratulations! Wow! I cant believe youre nominated for an Emmy!
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! I cant go! Im gonna be too nervous!
Ross: Well we-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?
Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some slack. Im sort of in love.
Phoebe: Im just saying, get his number just in case. But no Chandler is in an accident and cant perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill.
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
Ross: Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
Ross: Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
Joey: Okay. Can I squeeze your ass?
Joey: (angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. (Shakes his head in disgust.) The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are from Passions Erin Goff. (There is applause, which Joey disgustedly waits to dye out.) From One Life to Live Mary Loren Bishop (They start to applaud again, but Joey interrupts in with the rest of the nominees), from All My Children Sarah Mchann, and from Days of Our Lives Jessica Ashley. And the winner is (Opens the envelope) Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. (Applause) Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldnt be with us tonight so Ill be accepting this award on her behalf. (Realizes something) And Im sure that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. Shed also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel whos sittin right there! (Points at Rachel.) (The music starts and his microphone is turned off, this angers Joey again and he disgustedly exits.)
Joey: I can scratch that right off.
Joey: (opening his door) If I cant have it you cant have it! (Rachel walks away angrily.)
Ross: (turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?
Ross: I cant believe someone would do that for a grade.
Phoebe: All right, Ive never been engaged and Ive never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband.
Ross: Uh Mr. Morse, can I speak to you for a moment?
Rachel: Okay honey, you can finish this later were gonna be late. We gotta go.
Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, shes not with us.
Chandler: We cant do that thats insane. I mean A he could wake up and B yknow, lets go for it.
Monica: Ohh, this is soo amazing! I cant believe my brothers getting married! And in London! Its so romantic!
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
Joey: Can I ask you something?
Mr. Waltham: Dont take that tone with me. (She looks evilly at him.) All-all right you can. (He looks over at Ross and Shrugs.)
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Ross: I could, yeah, I can do that.
Rachel: Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!
Ross: I cant, I cant even believe her! No, yknow what, I am, I am gonna go!
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
Monica: Umm, I think I spoke too quickly. There-theres a learning curve with this job and maybe we can try it again.
Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)
Monica: Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?
Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)
Monica: Oh my God, you cant even see where the Titanic hit it.
Rachel: (Looking through her purse.) Okay, you know what? I dont have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night stand, and...okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty. (She slides it across the counter.)
Ross: All right, it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind.
Phoebe: Why not?! Maybe I can, you don't know!
Phoebe: Can I tell you a little secret?
Chandler: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
Frank: Okay, okay, come on, you can do it. You can do it!
Phoebe: Oh. It was a long shot. Hey, you guys can I just like have a second alone with the babies.
Monica: Ive been doing a lot of thinking. A lot! And umm, well, I came up with a whole bunch of businesses you can do with your van. Okay umm, you could be flower delivery person.
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?
Joey: Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now? (He waves his hand in front of the woman next to him and you can now see his arm on TV.)
Ross: I just, I dont understand, I mean, how-how can she do this? Yknow, what, am I, am I like a complete idiot for thinking that shed actually show up?
Ross: Monica's right, swing dancing can be tricky. I'm gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. (Looks at the rose mulch.) My God, think of the massacre.
Ross: I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.
Phoebe: Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?
Rachel: Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if you need somebody to talk to Hi!
Rachel: Well, why don't you talk to me about it, maybe I can help.
Chandler: All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down! (They settle down) What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and Ill bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?
Phoebe: (To Chandler) Can you hear anything?
Monica: Wait. Rachel, no, hes married. Married! If you dont realize that, I cant help you.
Monica: (To Chandler) Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?
Monica: Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
Monica: Yeah. Umm, Chandler can I talk to you outside for a second?
Rachel: Well I was gonna tell him that Im-Im gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants.
Chandler: Joey, can I talk to you for a second? (He grabs him and starts to drag Joey into Monica's room.)
Joey: I can still hear you!
Joey: (from the bedroom) I can hear that!
Ross: Look, if I can just do what Emily wants and get her to New York, I'm sure everything will be fine.
Joey: I can an A? In-in school? (To Joey) Hey, Im a dork.
Ross: Well I'm sorry but you were! Okay? And besides if anyone should be hitting on her it's the guy who's single, the guy that who-who-who can do something about it.
Ross: After what I did? Can you blame her?
Monica: Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.
(He closes the door before Rachel can say anything.)
CHANDLER: Mine is the red one! Oh God. Can open, worms everywhere.
Danny: I'm hungry. Wanna get some pizza? You can keep yelling if there's more.
Joey: Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!
Ross: So, can you trust me?
Monica: How can you tell? You can only see the back of his head!
Rachel: Ross, honey, is there anything we can do?
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
Joey: Do you guys have like a big bowl I can borrow?
Joey: Hey, you can stay with us! We'll take care of ya!
Joey: Well, you gotta give him something that he cant say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, youre guaranteed hell say yes!
Chandler: Not a lot of closet space, but he can just hang his stuff out the window in a bag!
Emily: I cant believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.
Chandler: Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. Well that's great! Y'know so you can cook while in the tub.
Monica: (excited) I can do that!
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?
Chandler: Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.
Monica: Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?
Monica: I would love too, but I cant! I mean I just cant, you know that Im not good at confrontation.
Chandler: You cant leave! I have your shoe!
Monica: Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but (motions that he can have it.)
Phoebe: I dont know, I dont know, I dont know. You know, I mean, on the one hand, Mother may I? But yknow on the other hand No. No, I cant. Were friends. No, oh, no. I dont want to risk what we have.
JOEY: [peeks back out] Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear] oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.
Rachel: (waving them in his face) Take 'em! (Joey makes a noise and jumps out of the way.) Joey, you can touch them! They're your underwear.
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Chandler: All right, look! Look. I think I can explain this.
Julio: I can write an epic poem about this lip. (grabs her lower lip)
Ross: Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here.
Monica: Fridays perfect...She cant wait.
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here?! Y'know?
Estelle: What can I say? She nailed it.
Joey: Yeah, or you can teach him a lesson. Y'know? What you could do is you could rub something that really smells on your butt, all right? Then, when he goes to smack ya, his hand will smell. (thinking aloud) Now what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad?
Rachel: Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something?
Rachel: Oh! I see. And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics.
Phoebe: Or you can do volunteer work.
Danny: Okay, listen, I really like you. Okay? I think this can go somewhere. So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?
Monica: Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!
Chandler: Great! Now, we can go to the Ranger game! (Pause) Last night!
PHOEBE: [pauses the tape] Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him. Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again. But, ok, before that happens, there's some pretty rough goin' for a while but I think we can handle it. And, there's just the alphabet but we know that ends well so. Ok, here we go. [starts the tape again]
Ross: Well, you can help me!
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
Monica: All right, all right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. But uh, Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!
Monica: Well maybe we can make a, a, a 'B' out of one of those roses.
Rachel: Oh y'know what, we dont have to talk about work. We can talk about anything!
Ross: All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off.
Chandler: I know, I can do this. (He takes her hand.)
Monica: Ooh, and I can do this. (She kisses him on the cheek.)
Monica: I'll take it down to 95% but that's the best I can do.
Janice: (starting to cry) You're a very sweet person Ross, umm, unfortunately I don't think I can take another second of you whining!!
Monica: Y'know, I-I-I don't think that I can. So if you don't mind, maybe this will be it for me on the work things.