words in movies
Chandler: Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica? I cant figure this out! Its so hard! Should I get her a (turning to each page) Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or aah-ah! Paper cut!
Paul: Cant complain.
Ross: I cant think of anything.
Rachel: Thats-thats great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Lets go. (Gets up to leave, but Paul doesnt move.)
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Chandler: Nothin! This is the nine millionth ring store weve been too and I cant find the perfect ring! (Goes over to another display counter and starts pointing at rings.) Ugly ring! Ugly ring! Ugly ring! (Notices that one of the jewelers is watching him.) Its a beautiful selection. (The jeweler walks away slowly.)
Phoebe: Huh? Can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?
Chandler: Yeah, Im gonna stick with the ring. (Goes to another display counter.) Oh, this ones nice! (Pointing to another ring.) I like this one! Sir? Uh, kind sir? Can I see this one?
Male Jeweler: Can I help you?
Chandler: Sir, can I ask you to umm, could you hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?
Chandler: Yes! Yes, but I can only pay $8,000.
Male Jeweler: Okay, I can let it go at eight.
Chandler: Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.
Chandler: Oh, I cant go.
Ross: I cant believe it. (Pause) Can I tell you something? Im a little mad at him now.
Joey: Can I tell you something? Me too.
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Chandler: I cant believe I let you talk me into buying this stupid gumball machine looking ring!
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
Phoebe: Okay. There may be a way that we can get the other ring back. Cause I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was going to propose. So maybe we can get him to trade rings or something.
Chandler: I cant do that.
Phoebe: Well you certainly cant give her that stupid gumball ring.
Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)
CHANDLER: Can I uh see something? (Takes Ben. When he puts him close to Monica, Ben cries. When he moves Ben away, he stops crying.)
MONICA: Yeah. I hope she can kick his ass.
RACH: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?
MICH: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you."
CHANDLER: Oh, come on. I can never get a girl like that with conventional methods.
ROSS: Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot. Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun.
Amanda: (noticing the bottle of wine he has) Oh, I don't mean to be a square, but I'd really appreciate it if you wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep? Oh uh, thanks for this, I hope I can do the same for you sometime. (She leaves)
MONICA: Doctor, can I see you for just a minute please? My brother has a slight phobia about needles.
RTST: But, we're thinking, given the right marketing, we can make Thanksgiving the Mockolate holiday.
CHANDLER: Ok, but can you tell him that, because he thinks he's too pink.
Monica: (Poking her head in) Rach? Can I talk to for just a minute? I-I dropped some socks.
Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas.
ROSS: Look, can, can you do something for me?
RTST: Well, anyhoo, um, we are looking for a couple of chefs who can create some Thanksgiving-themed recipes. You think you might be interested?
PHOEBE: Um, gram, um, can I see the pictures of my dad again?
PHOEBE: Ok, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!
Rachel: Yeah. Thought I'd give it a shot. I'm still on the first chapter. Now, do you think his 'love stick can be liberated from its denim prison'?
MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
PHOEBE: Can you believe this. In, like, two hours I'm gonna have a dad. Eeeshk.
MNCA: Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. Ya wanna work out? I can remake you.
WAITER: Can I get you something from the bar?
FBOB: Uh, can I talk to you a minute?
FBOB: Well, anyway, I hope we can be friends.
Phoebe: Oh come on, they can be in the same room.
Rachel: (Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry." And then I dont know why but he said, "and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."
MR A: Well, I don't know what to tell you dear. The only thing I can think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.
CHANDLER: Can you hold on a moment? I have another call. (to Ross) I love her.
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Joey: Oh really? Thatd be great! You guys can be the contestants!
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
PHOEBE: I can do that.
TV DOCTOR: You're the only one who can save her Drake.
ROSS: Uh, excuse me, uh, where can we find the monkey?
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
VAN DAMME: You can tell her I think her friend is cute.
{There's another continuity error here. Before Monica says I love you, Chandler's holding the vests so that you couldn't see the collar, you could see all three, and they were folding nicely. After she says the line and the camera cuts back to Chandler, you can only see two out of the three, you can see the collar of the top one, and it looks like it was folded sloppily, unlike before. Hey, you notice things while spending this much time on this!}
CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
Joey: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!"
CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?
PHOEBE: Yeah. Oh, except one of the strings on my guitar is broken. Hey, Chandler, can I borrow your G-string?
CHANDLER: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
JOEY: Well, we're, we're just goin' over here so that we can get away from the horrible flesh eating virus, for the love of God woman, listen to me. Is he lookin', is he lookin'?
Chandler: Can I just say how much I appreciate you coming with me. When we get to Tulsa I'm taking you for a great dinner at 'Slim Pickings'. 'So Cheesy'? 'Whole Hog'? It's going to be tough to keep Kosher in Tulsa.
ROSS: Here you go, you can pay me back whenever you like.
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi, this Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please? (Listens) Earl, thanks. (Listens) Hi Earl, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies Id like to talk to you about your toner needs. (Shes reading from the script.)
MR. GELLER: Your mother's right. Take her, you can wear my tux.
PHOEBE: OK, I can be a waitress, I can be a waitress.
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual.
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
JOEY: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
RACHEL: Yes, but you can not tell Ross 'cause I want to surprise him.
JOEY: Yeah, can you see me in a place like this?
JOEY: Can you believe this place?
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
PHOEBE: OK, no. For your information I'm going to see him so I can put all those feeling behind me. OK, and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband.
MR. GELLER: Who's drink can I freshen?
JOEY: Can we drop this? I am not interested in the guy's apartment.
JOEY: Alright, you're on. I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass.
MONICA: I know, how can you not be accross the hall anymore.
ROSS: Yeah, so uh, is it sore or can you do stuff?
Rachel: Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
ROSS: I can do that.
CHANDLER: Yes. Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little...
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
JOEY: How can they do this to me?
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
MONICA: Alright, I tell you what, I'll give this to you now if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan.
MONICA: You go girl. I can't pull that off can I?
JOEY: No, can we get back to me?
Rachel: Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]
LITTLE BULLY: I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. My, my joke is that I, I took your hat.
CHANDLER: That, that is funny. Can I have it back?
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
Ross: Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?
Ross: Come on Rach, you cant even eat alone in a restaurant.
MONICA: How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
ROSS: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate.
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.
Phoebe: WellButNow, if-if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles yknow before he does, then he can come back. (They hug again.)
CHANDLER: Ok so, can I have my hat back?
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
ROSS: I talked to Rachel's sisters, neither of them can come.
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]
Susan: That would be great! Also, uh, I was hoping to catch a show so if you can make any suggestions
ROSS: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, ok.
PHOEBE: Alright, I can get you out.
Monica: (stopping him) What, what are you doing? You cant go out there.
RACHEL: Listen honey, can you keep dad occupied, I'm gonna go talk to mom for a while.
Chandler: Oh Maria. You cant say no to her, shes like this lycra spandex covered gym treat.