words in movies
Monica: Oh no, she's out having drinks with Carl.
Ross: Oh. (pause) Hey, who's Carl?
Ross: No no, this big pile of dishes in my mom's breakfront. Do you guys know who Carl is?
Intercom: It's me, Carl.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl.]
Carl: I'm just sayin', if I see one more picture of Ed Begley, Jr. in that stupid electric car, I'm gonna shoot myself! I mean, don't get me wrong... I'm not against environmental issues per se.... it's just that guy!
Carl: I mean, come on, buddy, get a real car!
Carl: Exactly! And you just know I'm gonna be the guy caught behind this hammerhead in traffic!
Carl: Heh... y'know?
Carl: What?
Carl: But...
Joey: Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Yknow? The only problem is, Carls acting is (Does the international hand symbol for so-so.)
Chandler: Why is Phoebe singing to Carl Mulden?
Ross: So I told Carl, Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. But of course this went in one ear and out.....
Joey: Look, I got to apologize on the behalf of Carl.
Joey: (gets very angry) Damnit Carl! (Carl goes to say something more, and Joey silences him with a grunt.)
Joey: (to Carl) Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!! (Carl does so.)
Chandler: Who the hell is Carl?!
Joey: (entering) No! No! No! No! No! How you doin?! How you doinDamnit Carl! Go wait in the hall! (Goes into the hall.)
Joey: Damnit Carl!
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
Carl: Well, Im not gonna talk because
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Joey: All right Carl, were next. Now remember, what is not gonna be?
Joey: Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for a medical research project.
Carl: Another Minute Maid fiasco.
Carl: (sticking his head back in) Hey, uh can I get a little piece of that cake?