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'CHANDLER' in a movie sentence | examples for 'CHANDLER' from movies

Chandler: (coming from the bedroom) Say goodbye elves, I'm off to Tulsa.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: So, who does?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I'm sorry, I won't be here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Thanks. (they kiss) I'll see you New Year's Day.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Did I not mention that?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (thinks for a second, then waves his arms, exclaiming:) AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! (and runs out of the apartment)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene: Chandler's Office in Tulsa, in the conference room. Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: All right everybody, I know that it's Christmas Eve and you'd rather be with your families, but there's *no* call (he takes it off) for writing "Screw you, Mr. Bing!" on the back of my chair! (he looks at it) -- By the way, you can all call me Chandler.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Hey. Where've you been?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (to the others) You hear that? You may not be with your families, but at least it's gonna smell like ham in here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Haha, no thanks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Oh, thanks! I'm... actually thinking about becoming a motivational speaker.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Typical Christmas-y stuff, you know? Our holidays are pretty traditional...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica, Moncia, have a happy Hanukkah. Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy! And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!"

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 610 - TOW The Routine] [Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is there. Phoebe and Rachel enter.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: What? That's terrible!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Oh well, that, that makes it not terrible.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: No not okay, you can't look for Monica's presents!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Why?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: No, I have a great idea for a present for her.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: Oh, that's it? (Mimics Chandler) A great idea! Oh yeah.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: If I help, we can find 'em faster!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 209 - TOW Phoebe's Dad] [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: OK, Pheebs, your turn.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: And, a lemon lime.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: And last but not least.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 710 - TOW The Holiday Armadillo] [Scene: Monica, Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (entering in a Santa costume) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ben: Santa! (Runs to Chandler and hugs him)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Hey! (Grunts as Ben hits him at full speed.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: What?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Why?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: I'm sorry Chandler, but this, this is really important to me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Fine, I'll give the suit back.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Santa? Really?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Then it's okaaay! (They kiss.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Good, God's speed, good people! (he starts to close the door, turns around and sees Wendy) You're not gonna go?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ah. Thanks.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ah. (The phone rings; he answers it) Chandler Bing.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene change back an forth: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica's on the other end of the line. The phone's speaker is turned on, so the rest of the gang, sitting around the phone, can hear Chandler.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ah, well no, it's just uh, me and Wendy.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: It is. Did I... not tell you about her?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I sent them home.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Uhh, uh...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't know!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't think of her that way, you know, she's a, she's a colleague.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Oh, she's regional Vice President; She's... just below me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: BE-LOW me!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, she... she didn't win...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, second prettiest that year; I mean, of *all* the girls in Oklahoma, she's probably...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: (interrupting him) Oh Chandler, stop talking!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Honey, there's really nothing to worry about.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I'm serious!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Merry Christmas.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Merry Christmas, you guys!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (hanging up the phone) The wife says "Hi!".

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: This is probably the wrong thing to be worrying about, but... you're getting ham on my only tie.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene: The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Whoa-ho, back off, Missy! (He takes a step back, but she still keeps her grip on his tie.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't know; I'm not used to girls making passes at me! ... (She lets go of his tie) Wait a minute... am I sexy in Oklahoma?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (flattered) No,... no... (realizing) NO! (He quickly gets several steps away from her.) Look, I'm, I'm married!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I'm *happily* married.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Right. So, I'm sorry...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(Chandler starts to think about it...)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: But we don't do that.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: How drunk are you?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (thinks) That's the perfect amount!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: What?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I know.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Okay!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yep!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Count of three?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Two!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Eh! (They start making out again)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 503 - TOW The Triplets] [Scene: A hallway in the hospital, Monica and Chandler are talking.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Really? Okay, so...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Right!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 524 - TOI Vegas, Part II] [Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! (Picks up a blue sweater.) Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Let's go! (Starts to leave.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Oh, okay, I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't think so.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (looks around) Here just...take this. (Hands her the sweater.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 702 - TOW Rachel's Book] [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ehh.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Look, I thought about it too, and I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then, then that's what we're gonna do.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Sure you do.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You sure?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I love you so much.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(Shortly after that, Chandler enters.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Hey!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I wanted to be with you. I missed you so much.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Monica.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I never want to leave you again!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Turns out they can't fire me. Because I quit.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (realizing) I have *not* thought this through!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I know, I, I should have talked to you first about it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Thanks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could have ever imagined.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (flattered) Ahh...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(Chandler hands Phoebe an envelope, and some more to Monica)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: (to Chandler) Thank you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (to Monica) Here, pass these, will ya.. (points to the others)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I... thought it was a timely start to thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't have a *job*!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the offer with a pen) (to Monica:) Hey, d'you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(Chandler looks at the bill, thinking... then looks at the offer in the Newspaper and makes some dancing moves to see if he's up for the job...)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, we're not.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: (To Chandler) What room should we see next?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: We don't have a code word.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: So that was the baby's room. (They come out and Chandler throws Joey behind the couch and puts his foot on him. Monica looks at Chandler)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

[Scene: The beach house, it’s still raining. Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Chandler: Ok!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: What?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: Any room that isn't behind this couch! (laughs nervously)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler:(In a sarcastic "of course not"!-tone) No!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Laura: (embarrassed towards Chandler and Monica) Well, I'm pretty sure I gave you my number.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: (to Chandler) Bert! Bert! Bert! Bert!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: I can explain... Joey...

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: Okay, we’ve been out here for two hours and we haven’t seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandler’s getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: Oh, that's really ok.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(Chandler and Monica hug each other, and then Joey enters the apartment again.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: (to Chandler) Dude, Phoebe’s mom has got a huge peni...

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Chandler: Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Chandler: Hey Joe! How's the second draft of the letter coming?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

(Chandler and Monica hug and after a while the telephone rings again... Monica's eyes get bigger. Chandler answers.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: Wrong number?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: That's great!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: No, no! We made this decision together.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah. We don't feel like we can host Thanksgiving this year.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Don't let yourself get manipulated this way!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Hey, stay out of this, Chandler! This is between me... and ME!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: (he stands up and he feels very offended) I don't, and I'm offended by the insinuation!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: Somebody is gonna pick us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Okay, well we'll go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? The people that care about you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike. Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Chandler: Why come all the way from Kansas to do that?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing "high profile".

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Tell me more.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Oh my God!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Look, Monica has been working hard all day, she didn't wanna host this thing in the first place, we shouldn't go!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: (reading the list) Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins. Teach me how to spell vitamins. Wear in my new jeans.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(While Phoebe's bear is still in the lead, it is now closely followed by Joey's robot. Chandler and Monica's dog however, sits down, barking... and does a backflip.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Ross: I can't believe Chandler is missing this!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: Yeah. I am sorry he's not here too, but I got to say, (takes some nachos from a plate on the seat where Chandler should have been) I am really enjoying Nacho Chair.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

(He tries to fire a burnt tennis ball into the bowl Chandler is standing by, but Ross grabs the ball away from him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Rachel: Chandler, don’t worry! This doesn’t make you any less of a guy! (Chandler starts blowing on his fingernails like women do.) That does! (Chandler stops blowing.) What am I sitting on? (She looks and finds a huge nail.) I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Monica: What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Chandler: (looking through the peephole again) Ross' shirt is torn.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Could there be more Kims?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Ross: Look at me! (Chandler squeaks in an attempt not to make fun of him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: (relieved) Oh thank God!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah, and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that... (speaking lower to Monica) what happens to cranberry sauce?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: Okay Rach, that muffin and espresso, $4.50. Ross, double latte, $2.75. Chandler, coffee and a scone, $4.25. And Pheebs, herbal tea, $1.25. So, all together that’s (pauses to figure the total) $12.75.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Chandler: (looking through the peephole) That's a lie, you went to the game, I can see Joey's hand.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: (with his arm all the way under the cushion, moving it around) This reminds me of a very specific part of the tape. (Chandler puts the tape in, and they all sit down) Okay, here we go.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Chandler: Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it. (Monica looks at Chandler)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Please let me stay on this side of the door.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: The cranberries...?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: He's doing that weird eye contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him! (They both look away)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: The floating heads do make a good point.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: That would be a lot more convincing if you weren't drooling.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Chandler gives Monica a footlong "eye dropper" with the turkey grease in it)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Uhm, we've got turkey grease.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: I can't believe Joey. I hate being called a liar!

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Chandler: A little late for that.

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Monica: Alright, well, this does not change anything. (to Chandler) Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face.

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Chandler: Can you ever feel your ears?

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Monica: Chandler, where are your tools?

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(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)

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Chandler: Come on guys, PUSH!

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Chandler: My cranberries!

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Joey and Chandler: PUSH! PUSH! PUSH!

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Chandler: And?

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Chandler: What's going on?

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Chandler: Are you serious? (they hug)

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(Chandler can't believe what he's hearing. He looks at Monica, then at the others, then back at Monica.)

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Chandler: That is the exact same thing.

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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartement, Monica is at the kitchen table writing something and Chandler enters kitchen area]

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Chandler: Hi!

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Chandler: We're just here to say goodbye, we're off to Ohio.

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[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone's sitting on the couch.Monica and Chandler enter]

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Chandler: Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not to get our hopes up.

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Monica: You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!

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Chandler: Yeah. I mean, this girl could decide against adoption or she could like another couple better..

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Chandler: Yes, but...

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Chandler: Emma, how old are you? How old are you today? (holds up his index finger again)

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Chandler: Oh, screw it, I'm gonna be a daddy!!

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Chandler: Sorry, I just…can’t sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover I’m like…(Fake snores.)

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Chandler: I suppose that Monica will have the � manipulative shrew.

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Chandler: Well, we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love.

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Chandler: Yeah. Just weird, you know. It's like: "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?"

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