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'CHANDLER' in a movie sentence | examples for 'CHANDLER' from movies

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Okay, well tonight’s the big night.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. I’m going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast I’m just gonna propose.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Yeah.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: I’m not gonna mess it up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: She’s not gonna say no.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Hey!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (To Phoebe) Give me it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Phoebe!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(She takes it out of her mouth and hands it to him as Monica returns from her room and this time forcing Chandler to put the ring in his mouth.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (with his mouthful) Hi Monica.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: (To Chandler) We’re practically kissing. (Makes a kissy face and winks at him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Hey!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (glaring at her) Well, Monica and Chandler can’t go. We’re going to dinner remember?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: I just get mad when Rachel doesn’t remember where we’re going.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(Chandler stares at him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Well, you could also give back the money you owe me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Oh, so you’re already doing your part for the kids.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Wait a minute, all jokes aside? I didn’t agree to that!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Will you marry me? Will you marry me? (Makes like a gun with his fingers.) Hey, you marry me! (He gives up as Joey, Rachel, Phoebe, and Ross slink in all excited.) What’s going on little elves?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Yeah, right here in my pocket. (Pats his pocket. Phoebe smiles, goes over to hug him, and removes the ring from his pocket.) Pheebs?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Okay, now will you guys get out of here? I want this is to be a surprise and she’s gonna know.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (To Monica) You are beautiful.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table. Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (It’s a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Yes! Yes! I’m good! Are you good? Are you good? Is everything—are you—are you perrr-perfect?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Oh, yeah. (Starts to take it off and then realizes) Uh, no you can’t have my jacket! Because then I would be cold! If you thought that you were going to be cold, you should’ve brought your own jacket. But uh, other than that, are you okay? Are you okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Yes! I’m fine. In fact I’ve been fine for a long time now and I think, the reason is you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Okay umm, before I meant you I had really little life and I couldn’t imagine growing old with…

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (not knowing the true meaning of her exclamation) I know, but just let me say it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: What?! I’m Chandler! (She nods towards the doorway, Chandler turns and looks) Oh, that’s Richard!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(Monica smiles then acts shocked. Chandler can’t believe she just did that.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: (approaching them with a woman in tow) Monica! Chandler!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Hey-hey, hey! (Gets up and hugs him.) I don’t know why I did that!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (to Richard’s date) And uh, you don’t have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) I’m Chandler; I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Hi.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: Oh, I’m sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Richard! No one supposed to know about us! (Richard just smiles at him.) See I, did it again.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Chandler, wh-why don’t we sit down?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Yeah, I’ll sit down. (He slides back into his chair.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Yes. (Thinking he’s gone.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Matire'd: (motioning to the empty table next to Monica and Chandler’s) Or if you prefer, this table is available.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandler’s and Richard and Lisa’s tables have been pushed together and they’re all eating and talking.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: I got a good one, I got a good one! I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: What?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (stopping him from going any further) Before you say anything, have we got a story for you! Guess who we bumped into at dinner!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Richard!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Oh you knew that. Good!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Why don’t you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean that’s what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: For camp!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if you’re not careful you may not get married at all this year!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter. Phoebe gasps.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: Ohh, let me see it! Let me see your hand! (Chandler is frantically trying to wave them off.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(Chandler puts his face in his hands as Joey and Phoebe start to examine the trash.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (after the door closes) What did you guys just do?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Richard was there so I couldn’t do it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: I’m gonna do it tomorrow y’know, and-and surprise her, but now you’ve ruined it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Who walks into a room and asks to see a person’s hands?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: This is terrible. What am I going to do?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: That’s right, I can throw her off. I can make her think marriage is the last thing on my mind.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: I can do that, I’ve had 30 years of practice.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Okay, okay, here she comes! (Sits on the couch next to him.) How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesn’t want to get married?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Hey!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Yeah, well… Y’know, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Eh…

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldn’t even be here telling you this, I mean you’re with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say he’s straight I’ll believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didn’t tell ya I’d regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: Okay that’s fine, I’ll walk away. And I’ll never bother you again, but only if you tell me Chandler’s willing to give you everything I am.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Isn’t it incredible?! Monica and Chandler, gettin’ married.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: A Pizza Joint, Chandler and Monica are eating lunch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Let’s take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs don’t mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and that’s just an ordinary pig not even a pig that’s good at sports!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: If marriage worked, I’d be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Well, never say never but y’know probably uh yeah, never.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why don’t you put down your copy of ‘The Rules’ huh mantrap?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(She gets up and storms out. The people at the other tables are staring at Chandler.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (to them) It’s okay, I got a plan.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Yeah, I’m pretty confident about that. That’s what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Chandler giving you a hard time huh?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Well, you know Chandler.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: No I don’t know Chandler! Not anymore! It’s like it’s like something’s changed.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Chandler is a complex fellow, one who is unlikely to take a wife.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Monica face it, Chandler is against marriage. And-and always will be!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?! (Monica nods yes.) And-and Chandler’s tellin’ ya how much he hates marriage?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Chandler loves marriage!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: I was making a coconut phone with the professor.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: What?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: My—Oh my God!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: He’s not supposed to ask my girlfriend to marry him! I’m supposed to do that!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Well what… Y’know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna go over there; I’m gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Look, Chandler I don’t think us getting our asses kicked is a solution. Okay? Just go and find Monica!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: You’re right.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Okay. (Starts running for the bedroom) I’m gonna get the ring! I’m gonna get the ring! (Does so) I’m gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) I’m just going to propose!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Okay great.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: What?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: (entering) Chandler is such an idiot!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: Of course I can! It’s just good sense to backup your backup! Look, I’ve already lost Chandler!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Fair? Please don’t even talk to me about fair! Fair would’ve been you wanting to marry me back then! Or fair would’ve been Chandler wanting to marry me now! Believe me, nothing about this is fair! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: Chandler.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Where is she? I’m not scared of you! (Averts his eyes and walks in.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (examining the coffee table) Scotch on the rocks, with a twist, on a coaster? Ha-ha, Monica! Monica!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Well where did she go?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Oh my God, I can’t believe this! Y’know, I thought…I thought you were a good guy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didn’t tell my girlfriend that you love her?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Y’know what? I can’t believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: And what does she have to think about? I love her!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, y’know? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, she’d be surprised!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isn’t fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Yeah I even (pause) got a ring. (Puts in on the center cushion.) Did you get a ring?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: No I don’t have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, don’t let her go. Trust me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Y’know Richard…you are a good guy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(Chandler gets up and runs out, but as soon as the door closes behind him he opens it, runs back in, picks up his ring Richard is holding up for him, and runs back out.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: I can’t talk to you now, I gotta find Monica!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: What?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: What are you talking about?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Well why didn’t you stop her?! Why didn’t you just tell her it was a plan?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: I-I did! I told her everything, Chandler! But she wouldn’t believe me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Well where… Where did she go?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: I can’t believe I ruined this.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Oh my God.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Chandler… In all my life… I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to…fall in love with my best…my best… There’s a reason why girls don’t do this!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought… (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if you’ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, it’s just Monica and Chandler dancing to Wonderful Tonight on the Slowhand album by Eric Clapton. And you can buy that album from the CFSI, just click on the CDNow link.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Well, we're not.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: (To Chandler) What room should we see next?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: We don't have a code word.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: So that was the baby's room. (They come out and Chandler throws Joey behind the couch and puts his foot on him. Monica looks at Chandler)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

[Scene: The beach house, it’s still raining. Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Chandler: Ok!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: What?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: Any room that isn't behind this couch! (laughs nervously)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler:(In a sarcastic "of course not"!-tone) No!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Laura: (embarrassed towards Chandler and Monica) Well, I'm pretty sure I gave you my number.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: (to Chandler) Bert! Bert! Bert! Bert!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: I can explain... Joey...

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: Okay, we’ve been out here for two hours and we haven’t seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandler’s getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: Oh, that's really ok.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(Chandler and Monica hug each other, and then Joey enters the apartment again.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: (to Chandler) Dude, Phoebe’s mom has got a huge peni...

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Chandler: Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Chandler: Hey Joe! How's the second draft of the letter coming?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

(Chandler and Monica hug and after a while the telephone rings again... Monica's eyes get bigger. Chandler answers.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: Wrong number?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: That's great!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: No, no! We made this decision together.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah. We don't feel like we can host Thanksgiving this year.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Don't let yourself get manipulated this way!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Hey, stay out of this, Chandler! This is between me... and ME!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: (he stands up and he feels very offended) I don't, and I'm offended by the insinuation!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: Somebody is gonna pick us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Okay, well we'll go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? The people that care about you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike. Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Chandler: Why come all the way from Kansas to do that?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing "high profile".

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Tell me more.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Oh my God!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Look, Monica has been working hard all day, she didn't wanna host this thing in the first place, we shouldn't go!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: (reading the list) Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins. Teach me how to spell vitamins. Wear in my new jeans.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(While Phoebe's bear is still in the lead, it is now closely followed by Joey's robot. Chandler and Monica's dog however, sits down, barking... and does a backflip.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Ross: I can't believe Chandler is missing this!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: Yeah. I am sorry he's not here too, but I got to say, (takes some nachos from a plate on the seat where Chandler should have been) I am really enjoying Nacho Chair.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

(He tries to fire a burnt tennis ball into the bowl Chandler is standing by, but Ross grabs the ball away from him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Rachel: Chandler, don’t worry! This doesn’t make you any less of a guy! (Chandler starts blowing on his fingernails like women do.) That does! (Chandler stops blowing.) What am I sitting on? (She looks and finds a huge nail.) I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Monica: What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Chandler: (looking through the peephole again) Ross' shirt is torn.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Could there be more Kims?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Ross: Look at me! (Chandler squeaks in an attempt not to make fun of him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: (relieved) Oh thank God!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah, and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that... (speaking lower to Monica) what happens to cranberry sauce?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: Okay Rach, that muffin and espresso, $4.50. Ross, double latte, $2.75. Chandler, coffee and a scone, $4.25. And Pheebs, herbal tea, $1.25. So, all together that’s (pauses to figure the total) $12.75.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Chandler: (looking through the peephole) That's a lie, you went to the game, I can see Joey's hand.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: (with his arm all the way under the cushion, moving it around) This reminds me of a very specific part of the tape. (Chandler puts the tape in, and they all sit down) Okay, here we go.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Chandler: Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it. (Monica looks at Chandler)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Please let me stay on this side of the door.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: The cranberries...?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: He's doing that weird eye contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him! (They both look away)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: The floating heads do make a good point.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: That would be a lot more convincing if you weren't drooling.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Chandler gives Monica a footlong "eye dropper" with the turkey grease in it)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Uhm, we've got turkey grease.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: I can't believe Joey. I hate being called a liar!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Chandler: A little late for that.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Alright, well, this does not change anything. (to Chandler) Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Can you ever feel your ears?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Chandler, where are your tools?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Come on guys, PUSH!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: My cranberries!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey and Chandler: PUSH! PUSH! PUSH!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: And?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: What's going on?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Are you serious? (they hug)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Chandler can't believe what he's hearing. He looks at Monica, then at the others, then back at Monica.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: That is the exact same thing.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartement, Monica is at the kitchen table writing something and Chandler enters kitchen area]

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Chandler: Hi!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: We're just here to say goodbye, we're off to Ohio.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone's sitting on the couch.Monica and Chandler enter]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not to get our hopes up.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah. I mean, this girl could decide against adoption or she could like another couple better..

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Yes, but...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Emma, how old are you? How old are you today? (holds up his index finger again)

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Chandler: Oh, screw it, I'm gonna be a daddy!!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Sorry, I just…can’t sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover I’m like…(Fake snores.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: I suppose that Monica will have the � manipulative shrew.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Chandler: Well, we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Yeah. Just weird, you know. It's like: "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?"

"Friends", season 10, episode 9