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'CHANDLER' in a movie sentence | examples for 'CHANDLER' from movies

Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: (looking out the window) Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler and Joey: Oh! Yeah!

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days...

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: ...Dinah?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: Boys? We're going in.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

(Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: What does she do?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: I dunno, but.. I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

[Scene: The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads.  Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Chandler: (in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, I’d miss you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Ross and Joey. Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Joey: What?! That’s not fair! It’s not my fault! I was off with my bride’s maid! And who’s to say I would’ve even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I would’ve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: I can see the headline now: "Lottery winners' friend filled with regret eats own arm".

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

CHANDLER: Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing right now?

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Chandler: Oh that’s not true! That’s not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it… (notices the look on Monica and Phoebe’s faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it… (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials…

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Chandler: It doesn’t matter because nothing beats a three and a six. That my friend is D-Cup. Okay, now much have you won so far?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. (She's not; she stands and walks away. Chandler moves closer.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Chandler: Okay. 1…2…3—Go! (Once again he’s at a stalemate, but this time he’s in pain.) (Pause) I’m gonna kill myself!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Ross: Fine! It’s your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just don’t want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but that’s what you want, there’s nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DON’T DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: And then Tineals.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

CHANDLER AND JOEY: Hi. We're the guys who called about the baby. We left the baby on ths bus. Is he here? Is he here?

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Chandler: I want to. I love her so much, but I’m afr…It’s too huge.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Chandler: You got it. (Starts looking at the pad, while Ross got the turkey out of the fridge and starts to unwrap and it) You got Nevada twice.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentine’s Day… (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, it’s about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those aren’t stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Chandler: That's right.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Cookie?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: It’s a funny story, actually. (coughs) I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said I’d move to Tulsa, I didn’t really know what I was saying.

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Joey: Well, I'm keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out! (He glares at Chandler.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

CHANDLER: I'm just saying that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more.

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Chandler: No-no-no-no, I've supported you one hundred percent and I want to prove that to you in person!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: (trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! I’ll see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Chandler: Oh, uh, when-when are you coming back?

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(There's a knock on the door and Chandler gets up to answer it. He opens the door to reveal Monica with a turkey over her head.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: No, our guy is just a floating head.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: What?

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (with phone to ear, obviously hearing no dial tone) Paid your phone bill?

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey:  Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: I have no idea.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: It's a beautiful thing.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Oh, God.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Oh my God!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All finished!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: (thinks) That's the perfect amount!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Wow! (To the sock bunny still on his hand.) You are way to young to have seen that!

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.   You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.   Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it!  I don't think that was my point!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: He plays for the Yankees. Seriously, ESPN! Just once and a while, have it on in the background. (Chandler nods and Rachel grabs another tux) Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan!

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: That is amazing.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: ...Take off their hats!

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (To Monica) Yeah, see, I can't pull of baby-doll can I?

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

(Chandler acts disgusted, but is happy that Joey has stopped snoring. However, just as he is about to leave, Joey starts snoring again. So to get him to stop, he slams the door shut, waking Joey.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man.  Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Joey, there was a little girl who lived here, but she died like 30 years ago.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Chandler: Oh, how well you know me...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: Come on, you made coffee!   You can do anything! (Chandler slowly tries to hide the now dead plant from that morning when he and Joey poured their coffee into it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler's dream.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Did you make it, or are you just serving it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Were you so late because you were burring this woman?

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

(He goes up on stage, mimes like he's giving the speech, and Chandler takes his picture. However, before he gets down everyone starts clinking their glasses for a real speech.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Chandler: Oh well, that’s uh, a little later than I uh, generally care to stay, but sure!

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

[We get back to the Class of '91 reunion, where Ross and Chandler are still looking at Missy.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Okay. "So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?"

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Hey, that was really good!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Hey!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Joey: No, Chandler. Look, forget about it, okay? Look, I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out. Oh, was she hot.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Not so much!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: "Smoke away."

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

(They hug. And quickly that hug turns into a heated make out session, right there on the waiting room couch. Chandler, Rachel, and Monica quickly make their exits.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

(Rachel unlocks and opens the door to reveal a half-naked Chandler handcuffed to the chair. They both gasp and Chandler stares at them in shock and surprise.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Relax your hand!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: It's fine, it's fine. Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Alright.. okay. No. Give it to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

[Scene: Central Perk, ??????? is playing, as Chandler peaks his head out of the storage closet and sneaks back to his seat and pretends he's reading something. Then a short while later Monica pokes her head out of the closet and sneaks back to her seat and sits down, pretending as if nothing has happened.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Chandler: Okay, so this time I won't quit!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: I'm smoking. I'm smoking, I'm smoking.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Rachel: Chandler, what are you doing?

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Monica: (Into the phone) Hello? Chandler, what's wrong? (She listens) Oh my God, are you alright? (listens some more) Yeah, I'll be right there. (She hangs up and speaks to Amanda) I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident. (She gets up)

"Friends", season 10, episode 3