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'CHANDLER' in a movie sentence | examples for 'CHANDLER' from movies

Chandler: (entering) Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: I just saw Janice.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kid’s pretzel at them.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: Hey Chandler, there’s a party tomorrow, you’ll feel better then.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Oh, y'know what, I’m gonna be okay, you don’t have to throw a party for me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Okay, well he totally screwed up the punch line. Y'know, it’s supposed to be arrghh-eh og-errigh.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, it’s Joey’s party.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: I don’t know, Chandler is supposed to be passin’ ‘em around...

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

(Camera cuts to show Chandler giving a Jello shot to the ceramic dog and holding an empty tray of Jello shots.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: Chandler!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Hello-dillillio!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: (to Chandler) Stick out your tongue.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: (to Monica) Take off your shirt!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

(Chandler sticks out is tongue and it’s a horrible shade of green.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Yeah, Jell-o just like Mom used to make.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Hi Joey’s sisters!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

(Cut to Chandler)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Sister 1: (to Chandler) What ‘cha doing?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Oh, I’m taking my ex-girlfriend of my speed dialer.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, it’s a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why can’t we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joey’s sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

(Chandler enters hungover and groaning)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Well, my apartment isn’t there anymore, because I drank it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Ow, no ‘woo-hooing,’ no ‘woo-hooing.’

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joey’s sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, that’s not the worst part.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: I can’t remember which sister.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: (to Rachel) You see what men do! Don’t tell me men are not nice! (points to Chandler) This is men!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Okay! You don’t think I thought of that?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: (to Monica) You see you can’t tell which one is which either, dwha!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Veronica. Look, it’s got to be Veronica, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Look, when I’ve been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: (angrily entering, to Chandler) Can I talk to you for a second?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Hey. (they all walk away from Chandler)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: Come on!! (motions for Chandler to come with him)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Why can’t we talk in here? With, with, witnesses.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: Why don’t you ask Chandler, ‘cause he’s the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin’ over Janice by groping my sister.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: It’s gotta be the first one.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Yep, I’m in a tree.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross is reading a letter that Chandler wrote.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. How’s it going. This is the hardest letter I’ve ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hell’s a matter with you? How do you think Joey’s going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Well, that’s the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually I’ll be in Cuba.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

[Scene: Joey’s sister’s house, Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times. Joey answers it.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: (shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: I’m here to see Mary-Angela.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Where’s Mary-Angela?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

(Chandler walks into the living room, and sees all of Joey’s sisters, all wearing red.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey’s Sisters: Hey, Chandler!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: This teramisu is, is excellent. Did you make it Mary-Angela?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Well, it’s, it’s yummy. So Mary-Angela do you like it?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: So um, Mary-Angela, what’s your second favorite?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Would you just please....give me the receipt ‘cause this is great. It’s top notch.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: So will I.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Oh no-no-no I was just squinting. That doesn’t mean anything.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Will you excuse me I have to um..... (walks to the hall)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

[Cut to the hall, Joey’s sister runs up and grabs Chandler’s butt.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: (startled) Hey!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Look, I may have jumped the gun here. (she tries to kiss him, but he ducks it and moves away) Um, I just got out of a relationship and I’m not really in a, in a commitment kind of place.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Ahhhh, you’re not Mary-Angela.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: This is so bad. If-if you’re not Mary-Angela, then-then who is?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Mary-Angela: (standing behind Chandler) I am!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Oh, this is soo bad. (doesn’t see Mary-Angela)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: No Joey! No Joey! Don’t Joey! Joey!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: (pats him on the shoulder) You’re it! Now run and hide!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Mary-Theresa: It’s no big deal. Chandler was just kissin’ me because he thought I was Mary-Angela.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: I wasn’t sure which one Mary-Angela was. (all of Joey’s sisters gasp) Look, I’m sorry okay, I was really drunk, and you all look really similar.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brother’s not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Joey if you wanna punch me, go ahead, I deserve it. But I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family, you’re my best friend. I would never do anything like this ever again.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: No! No! No! No, I’m not going to punch Chandler.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: No you won’t. Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, he’s sorry. But, (to Chandler) you’ve got one more apology to make, all right, you’ve got to apologize to Mary-Angela.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Okay, absolutely!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: You’ve got it. (he starts to look at his sister’s, but he still doesn’t know which one is Mary-Angela.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: What?! (Cookie punches him)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: Ah, we’ll all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Don’t worry.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

[Once again, Chandler has a bite in his mouth and can't come back.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

[Scene: Joanna’s office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isn’t wearing any pants.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Chandler: (from his bedroom) All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Rachel: …and I know Chandler is kidding but it happens every time he touches my stomach. I mean I’m really worried the baby’s not going to like him. (Joey is staring at the table.) Are you okay?

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Chandler: Any chance you are trying to pick a fight to make all this easier?

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Joey: Monica face it, Chandler is against marriage. And-and always will be!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Chandler: Hey listen, for the first four years of my work everybody called me Sha-la-lap. (Awkward silence ensues.) Seriously.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Chandler: Yes, but the batteries...

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Chandler: Well, if we’re gonna do that we should come up with some kind of order. Y’know alphabetically or by genre?

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Chandler: Oh. Y’know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn’t because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me ‘cause, you’re really hot! Is that okay?

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: I tried, but apparantly singing "I will survive" in a helium voice - not helping.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Chandler: I can see it now, "Look dad, it’s the Sphinx!" (Does that party noise again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Chandler: That would be impossible to resist if you weren’t all drippy here. (Points to his nose.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are at the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

(She gets up and storms out. The people at the other tables are staring at Chandler.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

CHANDLER: Well, don't, don't think me immodest, but, me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Chandler: Well I'm not showing you my 'tat.'

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Chandler: Oh, it wasn't a big deal. I just went to a couple of bookstores, talked to a couple of dealers... called a couple of the author's grandchildren.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

(Chandler goes into the bathroom, closes the door, and then opens it again right away. Ross looks up and hands him the toilet paper Ross already packed.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Chandler: (realizes what Ross just said and the implications to him) I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Chandler: Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man! Don’t tell me I did this!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: There's not gonna be a next time! You can not ever see him again!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Chandler gives him a round of mock applause.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Chandler: Well the vet seems to think that’s she’s becoming a rooster. (The rooster crows.) We’re getting a second opinion.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

CHANDLER: Actually, uh, we're both the father. (Puts his arm around Joey)

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Chandler: (sees her foot is in a slush puddle) Op, foot in a puddle, foot all in a puddle.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Janice: Oh! You’re right. Oh God. But, before I can say ‘good-bye’, there’s something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, it’s like, I finally understand what Lionel Richie’s been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, it’s like movie love, you’re my soulmate, and I can’t believe we’re not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent of his body!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why don’t you put down your copy of ‘The Rules’ huh mantrap?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Chandler: Oh come on you big faker!

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

(Chandler walks by and Joey lets out an evil "muhahaho".)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

CHANDLER: Do you have to be a Century 21 real-estate agent to get to wear those really cool jackets?

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Chandler: Okay, let’s play! The big game, Italy vs. China, apparently.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck as The King's (Elvis Presley to the yougin's) Viva, Las Vegas begins to play. Sing along with me now, "Viva! Las Vegas! Vivaaaaaa! Vivaaaaa! Las Vegassssss!!" Fade to Black.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: So Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And Steve’s doctor’s name is Doctor Muppy. So I said, ‘Doctor Monkey?’ And that is how the whole Doctor Monkey thing came up. (He slams his feet up on the table to emphasize his point.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

CHANDLER: Hey Jo. When'd you start usin' mousse in your hair?

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

(Chandler clutches at his phone before realising.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

[Cut back to Monica and Chandler’s room, they are making out again as there’s another knock on the door.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

[Scene: Ross’s birthday, his car is still trapped in it’s spot. Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Chandler: Oh, and don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. It’s just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, it’s making all the other guys jealous.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Scene: The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads.  Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Chandler: (in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, I’d miss you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Ross and Joey. Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Joey: What?! That’s not fair! It’s not my fault! I was off with my bride’s maid! And who’s to say I would’ve even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I would’ve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: I can see the headline now: "Lottery winners' friend filled with regret eats own arm".

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

CHANDLER: Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing right now?

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Chandler: Oh that’s not true! That’s not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it… (notices the look on Monica and Phoebe’s faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it… (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials…

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Chandler: It doesn’t matter because nothing beats a three and a six. That my friend is D-Cup. Okay, now much have you won so far?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. (She's not; she stands and walks away. Chandler moves closer.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Chandler: Okay. 1…2…3—Go! (Once again he’s at a stalemate, but this time he’s in pain.) (Pause) I’m gonna kill myself!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Ross: Fine! It’s your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just don’t want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but that’s what you want, there’s nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DON’T DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: You got it. (Starts looking at the pad, while Ross got the turkey out of the fridge and starts to unwrap and it) You got Nevada twice.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

CHANDLER AND JOEY: Hi. We're the guys who called about the baby. We left the baby on ths bus. Is he here? Is he here?

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Chandler: And then Tineals.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Chandler: I want to. I love her so much, but I’m afr…It’s too huge.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentine’s Day… (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, it’s about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those aren’t stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Chandler: That's right.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Cookie?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: Well, I'm keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out! (He glares at Chandler.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Chandler: It’s a funny story, actually. (coughs) I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said I’d move to Tulsa, I didn’t really know what I was saying.

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

CHANDLER: I'm just saying that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more.

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Monica: (trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! I’ll see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Chandler: Oh, uh, when-when are you coming back?

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Chandler: No-no-no-no, I've supported you one hundred percent and I want to prove that to you in person!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(There's a knock on the door and Chandler gets up to answer it. He opens the door to reveal Monica with a turkey over her head.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: What?

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: No, our guy is just a floating head.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (with phone to ear, obviously hearing no dial tone) Paid your phone bill?

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey:  Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: I have no idea.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: He plays for the Yankees. Seriously, ESPN! Just once and a while, have it on in the background. (Chandler nods and Rachel grabs another tux) Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan!

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Chandler: It's a beautiful thing.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Oh, God.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Oh my God!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All finished!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: (thinks) That's the perfect amount!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1