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Monica: Yeah. But a part of me also cant wait til its over. Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo.]
Chandler: Hey!
Chandler: Yknow Im-Im really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
Chandler: Yknow I was thinking if we had a a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours
Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
Chandler: Thats me! Come on!
Chandler: Well get rid of her, obsessive and shrill.
Cassie: I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler.
Chandler: (transfixed) Hi! Nice to meet you!
(She lets her hair down and whips her hair around in Baywatch-esque slow motion with a Barry White song in the background. Chandler needless to say cant help but stare along with the rest of the male and lesbian population of North America.)
Monica: (catching him) Chandler!
Chandler: Ill be right with you.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters.]
Ross: What?! Chandler shes our cousin!
Chandler: I was not staring at her. Okay? I was just listening intently. Its called being a good conversationalist. Watch. (Stares at Monicas eyes.) Say something.
Chandler: Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?
Cassie: Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!
Chandler: This game makes no sense!
Joey: All right Chandler, youre up.
Chandler: Let me see that.
Chandler: This game is kinda fun.
Chandler: Either, it makes no difference.
Ross: (To Chandler) You dont think its a little crazy that you get all my points just cause you
Chandler: Oh come on Ross, I think were all losers here.
Chandler: Let me think. Let me thinkOh! I dont care.
Chandler: Ill take a card.
Chandler: I dont think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other.
Phoebe: I have new respect for Chandler. All right everybody! Its time to open the presents!
[Flashback to when Chandler was introduced to Monica in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
Chandler: Triscadecaphobia.
Chandler: Treasure of the Sierra Madre!
Chandler: Six!
Chandler: (disappointed and simultaneously as Ross) Hungry monkey.
Chandler: Tell it to the Time Turtle!
Chandler: Nooo!!
Chandler: Fear of Triscuts?
Chandler: This is the best game ever!!!
Chandler: (annoyed) Oh come on!!
Joey: Now, over to Chandler.
Chandler: Yes! (Pause) No! (Pause) Google!
Chandler: Id like a Google Card.
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Chandler: This is ridiculous, hes not gonna hold his breath (Ross cuts him off by taking a deep breath and holding it.)
Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!
Chandler: Because he was looking at her differently.
Chandler: Hey.
Chandler: Im so sorry.
Chandler: I have a job interview I have to get ready for.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on.
Chandler: Thats what I do now.
Chandler: (gloatingly and holding his piece) Ohhh!
Joey: Sure, I can hang out til I have to meet ya. (To Chandler) What uhHow come youre not going?
Chandler: The front page? You really do live in your own little world, dont ya?
<Joey turns away and Chandler reassuringly pats him on the back>
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Chandler: (entering) Hey Phoebe! (To Rachel) Fatty!
Phoebe: Hey Chandler, why so fancy?
Chandler: Why not?
Chandler: What about it?
Chandler: What is it that I do?
Chandler: (shocked) What?!
Chandler: Me! I do that. So Seriously, do I look okay? Im little nervous.
Chandler: Are you serious?!
Chandler: (To Rachel) Did you like me when we first met?
Chandler: Youd think that would embarrass me, but you see Im maxed out.
Chandler: Phoebe!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Phoebe are entering.]
Chandler: An hour.
Chandler: I cant even believe this! I really come off that badly?
Chandler: (incredulous) I dont know what thats like?! Up until I was 25 I thought the only response to, "I love you," was, "Oh crap!"
Chandler: Well you should meet my uncle, Bada. (Pause) Ill let myself out.
Chandler: Chandler Bing.
Chandler: Oh good. Good, because Im sure this interview is gonna last a couple of weeks.
Chandler: Oh! (Stands up.)
Chandler: Hardest thing Ive ever done in my life.
Chandler: Really?
Chandler: Okay.
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
Chandler: That I did. That I did.
Chandler: also I was the point person on my companys transition from the KL-5 to GR-6 system.
[Scene: An Office Building, Chandler is on his interview.]
Chandler: (trying not to laugh) I see.
Chandler: (really try not to laugh) Good to know.
Chandler: (relieved) Really?!
Chandler: No dont I beg of you!
Chandler: Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!
Chandler: Ill look forward to your call. (Walks away.)
Chandler: Well its very unsettling.
Rachel: Thats right, still no baby! (To Monica, Joey, and Chandler on the couch) Come on people! Please make some room!
Chandler (Stands up and walks to Joey): Listen...this is really nice. Do you... (sees his chequebook) Did you write a cheque to Monica for two thousand dollars? Did Monica borrow money from you?
Chandler: Hey! Did you have the baby yet?
Chandler: Lets. (Everyone gets up and leaves Rachel.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler's office, Chandler looks around, opens his desk drawer, takes a puff of a cigarette, sprays around some air freshener, and takes some breath spray. He types for a little while, opens the drawer again, and takes another drag of the cigarette. While not paying attention, he sprays the breath spray around the room, takes a squirt of air freshener and gags.]
Joey: Nope-op! I insist! (He hugs Chandler again and whispers to him.) You get the wine right?
Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.
Chandler: Hes not snoozing, hes teaching a class.
Joey: (to Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe) Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.
Chandler: I havent seen this dress.
Joey: Well uh I think I want to take Chandler.
Chandler: You really want to take me?
Chandler: Which is why Asteroids is perfect! Its the oldest game!
Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?
Chandler: I always knew you were gonna make it. Im so proud of you.
Chandler: This is so exciting! Its so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?
Chandler: Its just so glamorous.
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didnt deny it! (Pause) I dont live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)
Chandler: What?
Joey: (To Chandler) Okay, this is it. Its my big fight scene coming up. (He looks over and Chandler and notices that hes asleep.)
Chandler: I like it in the stern. (Realizes what he just said.) of the boat. (The phone rings, and he answers it.) (on phone) Hello.
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho, yeah!
Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself using my wifes tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!
Chandler: Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!
Chandler: The whole thing! Can we go?