words in movies
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. She is watching the Weather Channel on TV.]
Joey: Dont blame me, I saw it on The Discovery Channel.
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
JOEY: Hey Monica, why are we watchin' the business channel?
Chandler: (to Janice) Dont look honey. Change the channel! Change the channel!
Ross: I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.
ROSS: Ohh... OK. [changes the channel]
ROSS: Well, Monica keeps changin' the channel.
[Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it's broadcast day by playing the national anthem.]
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
(Joey sits down and changes the channel, and we see two people making out.)
Dr. Harad: All right, I need a clamp, sterile towel, and channel 31.
Joey: Dude, youre not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is there. Monica is watching stock prices on a business channel.]
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
(Marcel changes channel to Bugs Bunny, who is speaking in Spanish.)
Ross: I dont know, I could maybe go out for a couple of beers, but theres this thing about bumblebees on The Discovery Channel that I was planning to watch.
Ross: Yeah! Theyre putting together this panel to talk about these fossils they just found in Peru and The Discovery Channels gonna film it!
Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn