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(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Charlie: Ooh... Dr. Geller!
Monica: Oh my God, that's Charlie!
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Joey: Well, I only said that because of Ross, you know. Then I saw him kissing Charlie...
Rachel: What? Ross and Charlie? (Joey nods) Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Charlie: uhm... Is everything okay?
Charlie: Ooh... Is it because of what might be on the bedspread, because I saw that news report too, with the infra red and the ... I could just...
Charlie: I uhm... I completely understand.
Charlie: Okay...
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
Ross: And you know I wanted to ask Charlie out since the day I met her.
Joey: Well, he's with Charlie now.
Rachel: Plus, you know, he is with Charlie now.
(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)
Charlie: So, did you talk to Joey?
Charlie: Yeah, sounds like a good idea... Dr. Geller!
Charlie: PHD
Charlie: It's so... something... You go girlfriend!
Charlie: Not once.
Joey: Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.
Joey: Look, does someone mind switching to sit with Charlie?
Ross: Oh, I uh, I mean, I... dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie.
(cut to Charlie and Ross)
Charlie: Okay... Good luck.
Ross: So, I uhm... kinda need to talk to you about Charlie.
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
Ross: It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?
Joey: Hey, Charlie!
Charlie: Hi, hi. So.. Dreading this?
(Charlie walks up to them.)
Charlie: And you know, you can just give me my stuff whenever you want.
Charlie: Actually.. It's stuff you left at my apartment.
Ross: Oh! That is so thoughtful. (To Joey.) She's a keeper. And what did you bring me? (Grabs the bag that Charlie brought for Joey.)
Charlie: Gosh, Ross, you know, you seem a little...
Charlie: Oh, you know what? This is nothing. My father is a raging alcoholic.
Rachel: Look, Charlie, I just want you to know. Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. You know, he normally doesn't drink like this.
Charlie: Oh, I'm sorry, have I made this evening uncomfortable?
Charlie: Wait, Ross. Ross. I - I have to take off.
Charlie: I'm sorry, I have a really early class in the morning, but this has been lovely.
Charlie: You're on fire! I'll call you in the morning, okay?
Charlie: God, Rachel, what Ross just said that is just so..
Charlie: Bye.
Charlie: Alright.
Ross: No, but I wanna be. Hey, I will be. Besides, I'm with Charlie, right? Oh my god, I'm still with Charlie, aren't I? I mean, she didn't see the dance, did she?
Ross: I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey. (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.
Charlie: Fine, it's fine... (she whispers) I'll just shower by myself...
Charlie: So, you know... I have a little time. If you... if you want to...
Charlie: Hi!
Charlie: Nice to meet you.
Amy: Um... Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy. Amy, this is Charlie.
Charlie: Hey! (They kiss and cuddle a little)
Charlie: Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic!
Ross: (to Charlie) Hey!
Charlie: Hey!
Charlie: Wow, that's great! So, tell me about the grant!
Charlie: Yeah.
Charlie: Yes, absolutely. I'll call him.
Charlie: (glances over Ross' shoulder) Sorry, looks like it's just him.
Charlie: I'm sorry... (introduces them to each other) Ross Geller... Benjamin Hobart.
Benjamin: Charlie! My God, you look absolutely stunning!
[Scene: A restaurant. Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart]
Charlie: Shall we? (they sit down and Benjamin takes Ross' chair).
Benjamin: (to Ross) Thank you! (to Charlie). I can't believe that you chose this restaurant! Do you remember the night?
Ross: Did you just say "break up with Charlie"?
Benjamin: Break up with Charlie!
Charlie: And then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century.
Ross: I have to break up with Charlie?
Charlie: I'm sure he was just joking, Ross.
Charlie: What?
Charlie: Did you get the grant?
Charlie: Seriously?
[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]
Charlie: Yes!
Charlie: Benji?
Benjamin: Dr. Geller...? Charlie... What are you... what are you doing here?
Charlie: I don't know what to say, Benji. This is all so.... romantic.
Charlie: I can't believe this.
Charlie: Maybe...
Charlie: I love you too! (and they start to kiss)
Charlie: Oh God! I am so sorry, but... (she puts her hand on Ross's cheek) I mean it's... there's so much history between us, you know...
Rachel: Oh hey Ross... Listen, I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry.
Charlie: Well, if it's like the lake Mbosco in Congo, then M-B-O...
(Charlie and Benji both let their hands slide down Ross's face, until their hands meet, and they hold hands.)
Charlie: Oh I can't... I have seminars all day and I promised Ross I would look at his speech.
Charlie: (talking to Ross) I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. I'm... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.
Charlie: Oh, this is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son... or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation?
Monica: And I don't know if you've noticed but she's a (aloud) HOTTY!! (Charlie looks at her) HI!
Charlie: No, it's just... I was enganged to a guy who turned out to be gay!
Charlie: Benjamin Hobart is administering that grant.
[Scene: Hotel's bar. Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands. She's hidden behind a huge plant]
Charlie: Well, I think he's a little out there, but he does have some interesting ideas...
(Ross goes towards Charlie, who's conversing with a fellow paleontologist, and touches her shoulder to get her attention)
Charlie: So, shall we?
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
[Scene: Central Perk. Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters.]
Charlie: Benji isn't in love with me. I mean, he broke up with me. And besides, he's a very ethical man.
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)
Charlie: Oh, Newcastle disease is a secretion borne virus that only affects chickens and... other poultry.
Charlie: Oh, Ross, you gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalogue.
Ross: (very bored, he tries to avoid the conversation speaking to Charlie) So, where did you get your undergraduate degree?
Charlie: Me too. (she and Benjamin are hugging for very long and Ross starts pretending to clear his throat, until they stop)
Charlie: Ah, well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt, I'm gonna say congratulations!
Ross: (very interested) Oh! like what?! (Charlie looks at him confused, but smiling) Oh I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry... it's just that this must be what regular people experience when they watch "Access Hollywood".
(Charlie kisses Ross, they stop for a moment and then he kisses her back)
Charlie: No, no, we ended up in great terms. I mean, if anything, I think this could help you. You know what? Why don't we all go out to dinner together, and I can introduce you.
Charlie: So I am just so excited to be here. And I can't wait to start exploring the city!
Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen.]
Charlie: Ross, why don't you tell Benji about your proposal, while I go to the ladies room?
Charlie: Ok, you want the dirt? Alby was seriously insecure. I mean, he was really intimidated by the guy I dated before him.
Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)
Ross: I'm sorry, Rachel, this is Charlie Wealer, she's a collegue.
Charlie: Oh, well, we can go see the Chronos Quartet at the Avery Fisher Hall.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum]
Charlie: You know, actually I'm a little surprised to myself. I mean, Joey is so different from the guys I usually date. I mean, they're all professors, and intellectuals, and paleontologists mostly, you know, very cerebral...
Charlie: You blew them away!
Charlie: Mmh... he does have a pretty serious latex fetish.
Charlie: Oh yeah! Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you.
[Scene: Central Perk. Some time later that day. The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters.]
Charlie: Please, I've been crazed all day! I had a meeting with the Dean, and my syllabus for summer school is due and I'm writing the Foreword for a friend's book...
Charlie: (smiling broadly) I was not!
Charlie: Actually, I'm kinda happy to be leaving... I just broke up with someeone.
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Joey: (to Charlie) I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time!
Charlie: Umh... Kurts Baley?