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[They sit up, moaning in excitement, and Cheryl straddles Ross. Ross finds a slice of bologna and moans higher and louder, then a bag of potato chips on the coffee table starts to move. Ross throws Cheryl off his lap, grabs a tennis racket and a toilet brush and starts pounding the bag.]
Cheryl: (looking in the bag) Oh, thank god, it's not Mitzi. It's just a rat.
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The rest of the gang is watching from inside.]
Cheryl: My hamster. I hope she's okay, I haven't seen her in a while. Have a seat.
Cheryl: Um, would you like to come in?
Cheryl: So, thank you for the delicious dinner.
Cheryl: I'd rather not.
Cheryl: (throwing food around the room) Here Mitzi! Here Mitzi!
Cheryl: What?
Cheryl: Oh, Ross!
Cheryl: According to recent findings!
Cheryl: So you want to come inside?
Cheryl: It's me!
Cheryl: Wait! No! No! It's my hamster! It's Mitzi!
Cheryl: What?
Ross: (trying to make his disgust into lust) Ah, Cheryl!
[Cheryl shrugs, shuts the door, looking puzzled]
Ross: Oh my god! I'm so sorry, Cheryl. I must have freaked out.
Cheryl: Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.
Cheryl: (sneaking up behind Ross) Guess who?
Cheryl: I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. (Ross attempts to clear a place for his coat and fold it small enough to fit. Then hit sits on the couch. Something falls on him from above and he brushes his neck off frantically.)
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
Cheryl: Okay, um, don't take this the wrong way, but your place kinda has a weird smell.