words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The rest of the gang is watching from inside.]
Cheryl: So, thank you for the delicious dinner.
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing]
Cheryl: Um, would you like to come in?
Cheryl: According to recent findings!
Cheryl: (throwing food around the room) Here Mitzi! Here Mitzi!
Cheryl: My hamster. I hope she's okay, I haven't seen her in a while. Have a seat.
Cheryl: What?
Cheryl: I'd rather not.
Cheryl: Okay, um, don't take this the wrong way, but your place kinda has a weird smell.
Cheryl: So you want to come inside?
Cheryl: I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. (Ross attempts to clear a place for his coat and fold it small enough to fit. Then hit sits on the couch. Something falls on him from above and he brushes his neck off frantically.)
Cheryl: (sneaking up behind Ross) Guess who?
Cheryl: It's me!
Cheryl: What?
Ross: (trying to make his disgust into lust) Ah, Cheryl!
Cheryl: Oh, Ross!
[They sit up, moaning in excitement, and Cheryl straddles Ross. Ross finds a slice of bologna and moans higher and louder, then a bag of potato chips on the coffee table starts to move. Ross throws Cheryl off his lap, grabs a tennis racket and a toilet brush and starts pounding the bag.]
Cheryl: Wait! No! No! It's my hamster! It's Mitzi!
Ross: Oh my god! I'm so sorry, Cheryl. I must have freaked out.
Cheryl: (looking in the bag) Oh, thank god, it's not Mitzi. It's just a rat.
Cheryl: Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.
[Cheryl shrugs, shuts the door, looking puzzled]