words in movies
Chandler: (getting in) Okay, something to cover the smell � Oven cleaner! (sprays himself, reads label) Unscented!
Ross: Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel!
(The dry cleaner finishes with the customer in front of Joey and they approach the counter.)
Joey: Joey Tribbiani! From the wall! (The dry cleaner doesnt remember) Okay, maybe this will jog your memory, huh? (Holds his picture up in front of his face.) Huh? Okay eh-ah-anyway, Im ready to go back up on the wall Im the star of a new TV show.
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
The Dry Cleaner: Well, then its not on the wall yet.
The Dry Cleaner: Who are you?
The Dry Cleaner: (picking up a TV Guide) Show me in the table.
The Dry Cleaner: I did.
The Dry Cleaner: Ive never seen it!
(The dry cleaner just stares at her and she retreats.)
The Dry Cleaner: Yes, it was very offensive to my people!
[Scene: The Dry Cleaners, Joey has brought in a bunch of laundry in another attempt to get his picture on the wall, but the dry cleaner isnt working right now. Instead, a beautiful woman is working.]
(The Dry Cleaner stares at him and Joey retreats.)
Monica: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and Ill get the furniture polish!
Brenda: Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible! Whered you get it?
The Dry Cleaner: Thats right. Mr. Ford is a very good customer, he brings us a lot of clothes; you bring us nothing!
The Dry Cleaner: He went out with my wife!
The Dry Cleaner: You, get out of my shop!
[Scene: The Dry Cleaners, Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall.]
The Dry Cleaner: No! It dont go up on the wall!
The Dry Cleaner: (entering) Son of a bitch!
The Dry Cleaner: Thats my wife!!! Get out! (Starts yelling at him in Russian, and Im betting hes not saying pleasant things about him.)
The Dry Cleaner: Russians! It showed them as terrorists and villains!