words in movies
Brenda: Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible! Whered you get it?
Ross: Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel!
The Dry Cleaner: Well, then its not on the wall yet.
(The dry cleaner finishes with the customer in front of Joey and they approach the counter.)
Joey: Joey Tribbiani! From the wall! (The dry cleaner doesnt remember) Okay, maybe this will jog your memory, huh? (Holds his picture up in front of his face.) Huh? Okay eh-ah-anyway, Im ready to go back up on the wall Im the star of a new TV show.
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
(The dry cleaner just stares at her and she retreats.)
The Dry Cleaner: (picking up a TV Guide) Show me in the table.
The Dry Cleaner: Who are you?
The Dry Cleaner: I did.
The Dry Cleaner: He went out with my wife!
The Dry Cleaner: Ive never seen it!
[Scene: The Dry Cleaners, Joey has brought in a bunch of laundry in another attempt to get his picture on the wall, but the dry cleaner isnt working right now. Instead, a beautiful woman is working.]
The Dry Cleaner: You, get out of my shop!
The Dry Cleaner: Yes, it was very offensive to my people!
(The Dry Cleaner stares at him and Joey retreats.)
Monica: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and Ill get the furniture polish!
[Scene: The Dry Cleaners, Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall.]
The Dry Cleaner: Thats right. Mr. Ford is a very good customer, he brings us a lot of clothes; you bring us nothing!
Chandler: (getting in) Okay, something to cover the smell � Oven cleaner! (sprays himself, reads label) Unscented!
The Dry Cleaner: Thats my wife!!! Get out! (Starts yelling at him in Russian, and Im betting hes not saying pleasant things about him.)
The Dry Cleaner: No! It dont go up on the wall!
The Dry Cleaner: (entering) Son of a bitch!
The Dry Cleaner: Russians! It showed them as terrorists and villains!