words in movies
Ross: Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here.
Professore Clerk: Or we could throw you both in now!
Phoebe: But it's just so unfair that our date has to get cut short just 'cause some guy shot at a store clerk.
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
Clerk: Six dollars, please.
Monica: (to clerk) Hi.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's weekend, a hotel clerk is showing them their new room.]
Hotel Clerk: Our last ocean view room was unacceptable to you.
(The clerk enters the video into the computer.)
Female Clerk: Yknow, there are two people who could put your picture up there. (She makes eyes at him.)
Female Clerk: Hes not here right now.
Female Clerk: Can I help you?
Hotel Clerk: (watching the chase) They say he's only got half a tank left.
Phoebe: (to the squirrel) Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! (The squirrel stares at her.) All right, fine, now I get it. (To the clerk.) Here. (She hands him her coat.) You take it. (To the squirrel.) Are you happy now? I'm cold!
Chandler: (to the front desk clerk) Hi! Were checking out of the bridal suite.
Hotel Clerk: I think you'll find this room more to your liking.
Front Desk Clerk: (To Monica) Heres a copy of your bill.
Monica: (to the clerk) Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?
Clerk: You need to fill out this form. (motions for the next person in line)
Clerk: How can I help you?
Clerk: Get out of my line.
Clerk: Yeah... anything.
Phoebe: I need to change my name, please. See, I need to change it because I'm-I'm hiding from the law. (the clerk shows no change in expression whatsoever) You're fun.
Clerk: It can be anything you want.
Front Desk Clerk: As a wedding gift to you, the hotel would like to give you the honeymoon suite.
Phoebe: (to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. (she turns around and the clerk behind the counter heard her.) But you obviously haven't.
Clerk: Eight oclock is the cut-off and, (looks at his watch) aww, its 8:02.