words in movies
Chandler: I'll get you the Cliff Notes.
[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons.]
Cliff: I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
[Scene: Outside Room 816, Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff.]
Cliff: Well uh if you must know Im a widower.
Cliff: No.
Cliff: Im 33.
Cliff: Yeah.
Cliff: No.
Cliff: Cant you figure that out based on my date of birth?
Cliff: No!
Cliff: November 16th, 1968.
Cliff: I dont think so.
[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe is making her move on Cliff.]
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
Cliff: It doesnt happen to me either.
Cliff: No, Im sorry. Its just my foot itches like crazy.
Cliff: That-thats him! You know him?
Cliff: Im telling you! The guy from that show was here in my room, asking me all these weird questions!
Cliff: Is this the same spoon that was in my cast? (Smells it.)
Cliff: And then you tried to make me think that I was crazy.
Cliff: Id have to say the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that youre making me eat him.
Cliff: Are all the questions this personal?
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Phoebe: Yknow what? This one is. (Eats another spoonful of pudding as Cliff sees something on TV.)
Cliff: Wow! I usually get to know a girl a little better before I let her spoon me.
Rachel: On a cliff, in Barbados, at sunset, and Stevie Wonder sang Isnt She Lovely as I walked down the aisle.
Phoebe: Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? Im sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)
Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brothers triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!