words in movies
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
(Jamie Buchman and Fran Devanow enter the coffee house. They look about them as Jamie removes her coat and scarf.)
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau have gone to get coffee.]
Rachel: You guys wanna get some coffee?
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Ross: Hey, Rach, can I get some coffee?
Joey: I tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer.
MONICA: [She grabs the coffee cup on the table and licks the rim.] There you go, enjoy your coffee.
Ross: No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes! (Pause) Why didnt I get head of the department? (Goes and gets some coffee.)
[Scene: Chandler's job, Chandler is typing data into his computer, he keeps typing even while taking a drink of coffee with one hand. One of his co-workers walks by.]
MRS GREEN: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
[they both stir thier coffee and proceed to stare into the mugs]
CHANDLER: Ya know I think this is much better than the coffee house.
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
JOEY: Chandler gave me word of the day toilet paper. I'm gonna get some coffee.
CHANDLER: The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
Rachel: (Brings Joey a mug of coffee) Okay, here we go...
Chandler: Oh no no no no, I'd love to be somebody's assistant! Answering phones, getting coffee, I live for that stuff! And I'm not too mature... farts, boobies, butt cracks!
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
ROSS: Well we did it, we're here. We are standing our ground. How long does a cup of coffee take?
CHANDLER: Would you come on! Come on! [waitress brings their coffee] Thank you.
PHOEBE: I know. We didn't do any of the romantic things I had planned, like having a picnic at Central Park and ya know, coffee at Central Perk. Oh I just got that. [They kiss.]
Phoebe: Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?
PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?
CHAN: OK, I'm gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins.
Phoebe: Im gonna get coffee.
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving some guy coffee.]
Monica: Yeah, apparently theyre turning it into some kinda coffee place.
Chandler: (to Joey) Does this mean were gonna have to start paying for coffee? (Joey shrugs his shoulders.)
Rachel: Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.
Monica: Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and its sooo close.
Phoebe: (turning around and picking a cup off of a table) Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! (handing her the cup) Okay, lets skedaddle.
Rachel: Wait, Im not just gonna drink somebodys old coffee.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Chandler, and Ross are seated. Rachel is walking over with coffee and a piece of pie.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee.]
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
Mr. Kaplan: (entering) Hows that coffee comin, dear?
Mr. Kaplan: Im not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.
Joey: Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.
Robert: Coffee.
Chandler: Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?
Mr. Kaplan: Ill bet your thinking, Whats an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee? Eh?
The Interviewer: Umm, Ill have a cup of coffee.
Rachel: Ohhh! That is soo sweet! (gets up to get herself a cup of coffee)
Phoebe: Ill have coffee.
Monica: No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.
Ross: Are you sure? (Chandler nods: Yes!) Hold on. (walks over behind the couch) Im sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a....
Issac: Oh right, that Rachel chick from the coffee place.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Chandler: (entering with Joey) (to Monica) Coffee house?
Alice: None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, were just gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee.
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Joey: ...feel like getting a cup of coffee?
Ross: Okay, its coffee.
Tommy: Ice coffee? Tell me its ice coffee!
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
(She goes over to the snack table, and Joey quickly runs over and pours her a cup of coffee.)
(She starts to go and get the coffee and falls behind the counter.)
Ross: Oh. (looks at his watch) Oh-oh. (takes a drink of coffee and resumes reading the letter)
Phoebe: Oh, look what we almost left. (Picks up a coffee maker)
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]
Ross: (looking at the coffee table where his money was) Hey umm, was-was Monica here?
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Joanna: Oh yes, well theres the coffee too. (to the committee) Rachel can carry two things at once!
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
Ross: Coffee sounds great. (They get up) Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?
PHOEBE: Oh, yeah! Okay! Great! Go, man, go put on your shoes, and, and march out there and meet her! (Chandler runs and picks up his shoes) Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a shower, 'cause, eww. (Chandler runs to the bathroom, as the computer bing-bongs) No, you know what you have to answer her, answer her first. (Chandler runs to the computer) No, no, you know what make some coffee 'cause its too much. (Chandler walks slowly into the kitchen)
(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)
Chandler: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?
Rachel: You wanna go inside and have some coffee?
Monica: Chandler, thats like your fourth cup of coffee!
Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after shes done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.
Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)Thats not food...No, I dont, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I cant even remember what Phoebe looks like.
Phoebe: Ooh, ice! I am so in the mood for ice! (They go and get the coffee and the ice leaving Ross and Emily alone.)
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Ross: You dont want to believe me, Im Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny (turns around and almost spills his coffee on Tommy)
Chandler: Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because Im exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is getting another cup of coffee.]
Rachel: Here we go. Im serving my last cup of coffee. (the gang starts humming the graduation theme) There you go. (hands it to Chandler) Enjoy. (they all cheer)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee. Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel.]
Kara: So how do you kids like your coffee?
(Doug and Kara go get the coffee.)
Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
Chandler: Coffee in a fight! (Does the laugh again.)
Roger: Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Janice: I know! I know! And then you lose your apartment! And then you lose your job! And then your ex-wife gets married so fast! And now the coffeeahh!! Ross, we need to talk.
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
Phoebe: Hey Rach, you wanna get some coffee?
Chandler: Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.
Joey: (sets the coffee down) Y'know, breadstick fangs are always funny.