words in movies
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Coffee Mug
Mike: One more thing... There... might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table.]
Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is getting coffee at the counter. Chandler walks in.]
Chandler: Yeah! (Monica falls asleep) No! No! No! Dont fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. (Monica doesnt move as he gets out of bed and as hes heading for the door.) And I probably wont spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica.]
Written by: Doty Abrams Produced by: Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Flashback clips transcribed by: Guineapig, Dan Silverstein, Ruth Curran, Eric Aasen and Mindy Mattingly Phillips, and compiled by Eleonora. Final check by Kim
[They sit up, moaning in excitement, and Cheryl straddles Ross. Ross finds a slice of bologna and moans higher and louder, then a bag of potato chips on the coffee table starts to move. Ross throws Cheryl off his lap, grabs a tennis racket and a toilet brush and starts pounding the bag.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that weve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd .]
Ross: I went thru this with Ben and Carol. One cup of coffee won't affect your milk.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look.]
(They run to the living room where Monica has moved the chair back (Towards the step), the coffee table forward (Towards the TV), and taped a square outline on the floor.)
[Someone bumps into Rachel and she drops the pie in a guy's hood that's seated at the table. She improvises by using the plate as a saucer for the coffee.]
Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the coffee table.]
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Rachel: Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.
All: Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.
Rachel: Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.
Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee?
Customer: (To Rachel) Ahh, miss? More coffee?
Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that's leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.
Rachel: Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. (Exits)
Chandler: All right! I'm putting it out, I'm putting it out. (He drops it in Phoebe's coffee.)
Chandler: More coffee over here, please!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both. After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee.]
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time has passed. The five are sitting around the coffee table talking.]
Rachel: (Glances at Joey and then sips his coffee) There. Now there is.
[Ross and Judy enter the living room. Judy and Ross sit down on the couch beside Jack. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table.]
Monica: Oh, whatd ya bring me?! (She opens the gift) Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection. You want some coffee?
(She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)
Rachel: (to Joey) Coffee. (Hands it to him.)
Ross: That was the water fountain! Okay?! Anyway, people are writing reports for me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with people you can get anything you want. (Joey walks by with a cup of coffee.) Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! Now!
Fran: Look, youre cold, I have to pee, and... (indicating the sign) ..theres a cup of coffee on the window. How bad could it be?
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble. Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation.]
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee.]
Monica: Get up. Come on. Let's get some coffee.
(The waitress brings their coffee.)
(Jamie Buchman and Fran Devanow enter the coffee house. They look about them as Jamie removes her coat and scarf.)
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau have gone to get coffee.]
Rachel: You guys wanna get some coffee?
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Joey: I tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer.
Ross: Hey, Rach, can I get some coffee?
MONICA: [She grabs the coffee cup on the table and licks the rim.] There you go, enjoy your coffee.
[they both stir thier coffee and proceed to stare into the mugs]
Ross: No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes! (Pause) Why didnt I get head of the department? (Goes and gets some coffee.)
[Scene: Chandler's job, Chandler is typing data into his computer, he keeps typing even while taking a drink of coffee with one hand. One of his co-workers walks by.]
MRS GREEN: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
Rachel: (Brings Joey a mug of coffee) Okay, here we go...
Chandler: Oh no no no no, I'd love to be somebody's assistant! Answering phones, getting coffee, I live for that stuff! And I'm not too mature... farts, boobies, butt cracks!
JOEY: Chandler gave me word of the day toilet paper. I'm gonna get some coffee.
CHANDLER: The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
CHANDLER: Ya know I think this is much better than the coffee house.
ROSS: Well we did it, we're here. We are standing our ground. How long does a cup of coffee take?
PHOEBE: I know. We didn't do any of the romantic things I had planned, like having a picnic at Central Park and ya know, coffee at Central Perk. Oh I just got that. [They kiss.]
CHANDLER: Would you come on! Come on! [waitress brings their coffee] Thank you.
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?
Phoebe: Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?
CHAN: OK, I'm gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins.
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
Phoebe: Im gonna get coffee.
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving some guy coffee.]
Monica: Yeah, apparently theyre turning it into some kinda coffee place.
Rachel: Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.
Monica: Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and its sooo close.
Phoebe: (turning around and picking a cup off of a table) Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! (handing her the cup) Okay, lets skedaddle.
Rachel: Wait, Im not just gonna drink somebodys old coffee.
Chandler: (to Joey) Does this mean were gonna have to start paying for coffee? (Joey shrugs his shoulders.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Chandler, and Ross are seated. Rachel is walking over with coffee and a piece of pie.]
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
Mr. Kaplan: Im not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee.]
Mr. Kaplan: (entering) Hows that coffee comin, dear?
Chandler: Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?
Joey: Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.
Mr. Kaplan: Ill bet your thinking, Whats an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee? Eh?
Rachel: Ohhh! That is soo sweet! (gets up to get herself a cup of coffee)
Robert: Coffee.
The Interviewer: Umm, Ill have a cup of coffee.
Phoebe: Ill have coffee.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Ross: Are you sure? (Chandler nods: Yes!) Hold on. (walks over behind the couch) Im sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a....
Monica: No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.
Issac: Oh right, that Rachel chick from the coffee place.
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee.]
Alice: None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, were just gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee.
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]