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(Chandler comes in, dripping wet.)
Rachel: Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on.
Rachel: Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I mean its my mom!
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, if my friend says its time to go, its time to go. (Starts to leave, but comes back for his cookies.)
Monica: That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!
Rachel: Here comes another contraction.
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross comes out and hugs Mrs. Geller.]
Phoebe: When she comes out, you hold her nose, Ill blow in her mouth, and the kid will just (makes a popping sound) right out of her.
Joey: (laughs) Now lets not get carried away. (He walks away as Monica comes over and hugs Chandler from behind.)
Rachel: Yeah, Im not so sure you should be here when he comes up.
Joey: I couldnt help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look! (He goes to punch Ross, expecting him to duck, but he doesnt and Joey punches Ross. Gunther is amused.)
Monica: (comes running out the kitchen to the bedroom) Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
Ross: (Comes back into the living room) Rachel!!!
[Scene: Ross is in Central Perk. Phoebe comes in.]
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
[Scene: Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over.]
Monica: (comes over) O-kay, so you wanna play it that way, do you?
Monica: Thats it. Im done. I dont care when the baby comes, no more betting.
Ross: Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews (They sit down and Rachel sighs) And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm... the first one we met with.
Joey: And remember whatever comes up first. Okay? And hurry, because �
Joey: No-ohoh. (the Bings leave, the waiter comes)
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments. Chandler comes home.]
Chandler: (enters singing) Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym (sits down) who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
Ross: (he comes back) Alright, let's go!
JOEY: Okay.� Great.� I'll see you when you get here.� I'm gonna wait out in the hall in case the dude comes out.
(Joey comes over)
Ross comes out of the guest bedroom with the diaper bag and the car seat carrying thingy.. yeah.. thats the techinal term.. He goes to Chandler.
Monica: Like only if the queen comes?
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]
Gavin: Yeah, hey. (comes in to the balcony)
JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
(Rachel comes out of their bedroom waving tickets)
(Suddenly Ross comes running into the apartment)
(Rachel comes out of her room and starts staring at him unseen)
(Joey comes in from the back of the coffee house)
(Phoebe comes in)
Joey: Oh, I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day and so, you know me, work comes first
(Monica comes out)
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
Rachel: (comes out again) What!?
Phoebe: (comes out too) Well, some things are just hard to say to your face.
(Zack comes out of the bathroom. They all sit down at the table.)
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
(Charlie comes out the bathroom)
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
(Owen comes running in.)
(phone starts ringing and Chandler comes running out of the bathroom)
(Joey comes out from his room, yawning)
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
(Rachel comes out of her apartment}
(Joey comes running into the apartment, out of breath.)
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room.]
[Scene: Subway station, Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it. Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can. But, Malcom sees her.]
Joey: Well, you lied again! (Rachel comes out of her room and is observing the conversation)
(Joey comes out of his room)
(Rachel comes in, sees Amy and Emma)
Rachel: Oh my God, Oh my God, here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.
(Amy comes in with Emma in a stroller)
[Scene: Bill and Colleen's apartment. Chandler comes running into the living room. Monica is the only one there.]
Phoebe: Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).
[Scene: Delmonico's. Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine. The waiter comes up to him again.]
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
Joey: Well, it comes and goes. I wouldn't trust it.
(Joey comes out from his room)
[Scene: The playground. Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there. Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands.]
Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.
Ross: (knew this was coming) There it is... (he comes back)
CHANDLER: April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate comes home with the dry-cleaning. Well that's excellent.
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. He’s there and Phoebe comes in.]
[Scene: The house Monica and Chandler are viewing. Janice comes down the stairs.]
Doctor: Here she comes!
(Rachel comes back to the gate.)
Joey: Okay. Thats good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what youre gonna say. Good. Yeah. (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles Joey again.) Dont you people ever knock?!
Rachel: Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive when you're asleep.
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think that...' (Rachel comes into the room behind them)
ROSS: [comes out of the bedroom] Rachel. [growls then sees Richard standing there] Hey.
Monica: Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go (Takes two cups and marks the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. Now the one who comes in last, stays!
Phoebe: Then he comes over! (Mimicking him) "Im so worried about you." Uck! Be a man!
Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)
Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)
Rachel: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. (Exits)
Ross: Im sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but Ilook, I just want you guys to be safe. (Monica comes out to throw out the garbage and Ross screams ) DANGER!!!!! (She completely ignores him and keeps walking.) Ahhh, huh? Unagi.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom.]
(A guy comes up and gets into the backseat of the cab.)
Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
[Scene: Ross's now empty apartment, he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize.]
Janice: Ugh, well I will just have to soak up every once of Chandler Bing until that moment comes.
(They all rush toward Rachel, who panics and runs away. She runs out of the park and up along the fence, she then comes back into the park and runs past Monica, as she gets to Monica, she throws the ball at Monica, and it hits her in the eye.)
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)
Phoebe: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)
(The nurse comes out of Nana's room.)
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment.]
(just as he gets in front of Margha, Monica comes up and tackles him)
Ross: Im afraid the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor Bong.
Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)