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(Joey comes out from his room, yawning)
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Monica: Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go (Takes two cups and marks the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. Now the one who comes in last, stays!
(Joey comes running into the apartment, out of breath.)
Monica: That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!
Rachel: Here comes another contraction.
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross comes out and hugs Mrs. Geller.]
Phoebe: When she comes out, you hold her nose, Ill blow in her mouth, and the kid will just (makes a popping sound) right out of her.
Joey: (laughs) Now lets not get carried away. (He walks away as Monica comes over and hugs Chandler from behind.)
Rachel: Yeah, Im not so sure you should be here when he comes up.
Joey: I couldnt help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look! (He goes to punch Ross, expecting him to duck, but he doesnt and Joey punches Ross. Gunther is amused.)
Monica: (comes running out the kitchen to the bedroom) Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
Ross: (Comes back into the living room) Rachel!!!
[Scene: Ross is in Central Perk. Phoebe comes in.]
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
[Scene: Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over.]
Monica: (comes over) O-kay, so you wanna play it that way, do you?
Monica: Like only if the queen comes?
Monica: Thats it. Im done. I dont care when the baby comes, no more betting.
Ross comes out of the guest bedroom with the diaper bag and the car seat carrying thingy.. yeah.. thats the techinal term.. He goes to Chandler.
Joey: And remember whatever comes up first. Okay? And hurry, because �
Joey: No-ohoh. (the Bings leave, the waiter comes)
Ross: Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews (They sit down and Rachel sighs) And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm... the first one we met with.
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments. Chandler comes home.]
Chandler: (enters singing) Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym (sits down) who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
JOEY: Okay.� Great.� I'll see you when you get here.� I'm gonna wait out in the hall in case the dude comes out.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]
(Joey comes over)
(Joey comes in from the back of the coffee house)
Gavin: Yeah, hey. (comes in to the balcony)
JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
(Rachel comes out of her room and starts staring at him unseen)
Ross: (he comes back) Alright, let's go!
(Suddenly Ross comes running into the apartment)
(Rachel comes out of their bedroom waving tickets)
Phoebe: (comes out too) Well, some things are just hard to say to your face.
(Monica comes out)
(Phoebe comes in)
Joey: Oh, I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day and so, you know me, work comes first
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
Rachel: (comes out again) What!?
(Charlie comes out the bathroom)
(Zack comes out of the bathroom. They all sit down at the table.)
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
(Owen comes running in.)
(phone starts ringing and Chandler comes running out of the bathroom)
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room.]
Joey: Well, you lied again! (Rachel comes out of her room and is observing the conversation)
[Scene: Subway station, Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it. Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can. But, Malcom sees her.]
(Rachel comes in, sees Amy and Emma)
Rachel: Oh my God, Oh my God, here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.
(Amy comes in with Emma in a stroller)
[Scene: Bill and Colleen's apartment. Chandler comes running into the living room. Monica is the only one there.]
(Joey comes out of his room)
(Rachel comes out of her apartment}
Phoebe: Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).
[Scene: Delmonico's. Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine. The waiter comes up to him again.]
Joey: Well, it comes and goes. I wouldn't trust it.
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
Ross: (knew this was coming) There it is... (he comes back)
[Scene: The playground. Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there. Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands.]
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
(Joey comes out from his room)
Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. He’s there and Phoebe comes in.]
[Scene: The house Monica and Chandler are viewing. Janice comes down the stairs.]
Joey: Okay. Thats good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what youre gonna say. Good. Yeah. (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles Joey again.) Dont you people ever knock?!
Doctor: Here she comes!
Rachel: Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive when you're asleep.
(Rachel comes back to the gate.)
CHANDLER: April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate comes home with the dry-cleaning. Well that's excellent.
Ross: Im sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but Ilook, I just want you guys to be safe. (Monica comes out to throw out the garbage and Ross screams ) DANGER!!!!! (She completely ignores him and keeps walking.) Ahhh, huh? Unagi.
ROSS: [comes out of the bedroom] Rachel. [growls then sees Richard standing there] Hey.
Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)
Phoebe: Then he comes over! (Mimicking him) "Im so worried about you." Uck! Be a man!
Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think that...' (Rachel comes into the room behind them)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom.]
Rachel: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. (Exits)
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
(A guy comes up and gets into the backseat of the cab.)
Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
Janice: Ugh, well I will just have to soak up every once of Chandler Bing until that moment comes.
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
[Scene: Ross's now empty apartment, he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize.]
Phoebe: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)
Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)
(They all rush toward Rachel, who panics and runs away. She runs out of the park and up along the fence, she then comes back into the park and runs past Monica, as she gets to Monica, she throws the ball at Monica, and it hits her in the eye.)
Rachel: Ross, you know what? (looks over to the door and sees security staring at them) Okay, let's talk about it later, there comes security. (Takes her box and leaves. Ross follows her and then returns for the chair. He stands for a moment, then pushes it quickly in the general direction Rachel went into, and out of the camera's view, and then nonchalantly walks away)
Ross: Im afraid the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor Bong.
Chandler: When it comes down to it, you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me. That's the bottom line.
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway. Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica.]
Ross: Its just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Now I-I love Ben, but every time I have to drop him off at Carol and Susans, its likeIt breaks my heart a little. I mean Ive always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. And we all read the paper together. Yknow? Maybe fight over the science section.
Chandler: No. When it comes to sweets, hes surprisingly strict.
Chandler: And thats the only colour that comes in.
(The nurse comes out of Nana's room.)
(just as he gets in front of Margha, Monica comes up and tackles him)
Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)
Chandler: Sure, you guys dont have this problem, youre made of wood. (Rachel comes out of the bathroom) Hey!
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]