words in movies
Chandler: (speaking as in pain) They're never coming down now.
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
Ross: Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?
(Chandler runs to check on them coming up the stairs.)
Earl: (exhales) Look, um I really appreciate your coming down
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Everybody hide! Hide! I saw her! Shes coming!
Monica: I-I-I wanna thank you all for coming. My family and my friends
Monica: It sounds like its coming from across the street.
Rachel: Is-is he coming? (Looks hopefully out the door.)
Rachel: Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)
Rachel: Coming.
The Cute Guy: Wow! Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. I was actually coming over to talk to your friend.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there.]
[Scene: Rosss Classroom, he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him.]
Ross: Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter.]
Joey: Well, Im sorry. I thought parents were coming! Yknow? Your parents are comin! Chandlers parents are comin! Rosss parents are comin!
Rachel: (coming down the stairs) Hey! (Ross jumps up, and quickly puts the letter back together, pretending like he has just finished it.) What happened to you? Why didnt you come up?
Phoebe: Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know thats coming? Me. Are you?
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
Joey: Yeah, theyre not coming.
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.
Ross: Hows Monica coming along with her vows?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
Matthew: Well thank for coming here, its good to see you.
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
(He hears Phoebe and Rachel coming and hides in the ice machine room.)
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Chandler: Hes coming into the audience. Hes coming into the audience.
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
Ross: Huh, didnt see that coming.
Ross: I just didnt see the fast song coming.
Ross: Maybe its uh Sergeant Sagittarius coming back to flirt some more! (They pull over.)
Rachel: (coming from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs?
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Ross: I think its coming from your bag.
(They hear a knocking sound coming from the hallway and go to investigate.)
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Will: Ross is coming. Great! I love Ross!
Ross: Thank you so much for coming back over.
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandlers.]
Phoebe: I am one of Bens mothers. Im a lesbian. It was, it was difficult coming out to my parents.
Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.
Chandler: Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay? I mean,... how needy is that?
Rachel: Oh, right. Sorry. But Tag's not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.
Rachel: (coming from her room) Hi, sweetie.
Mike: All right, that was Kenneth with his much too literal rendition of "I touch myself". Coming up next we've got Monicasinging "Delta Dawn".
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing.]
Chandler: So, hows the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
Amy coming out of the bathroom: Hey. Hey where's the baby?
Rachel: What?! You mean theyre not coming to a social event where theres no men and theres no booze?! Thats shocking! I dont care, as long as my moms here.
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
(There are scratching and squeaking noises coming from the living room, and Joey wakes up, terrified. He pulls his blanket higher. The doorknob is turning.)
Joey: You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didnt take any of my suggestions! Thats for coming buddy. Ill see you later. (Starts to walk out.)
Rachel: Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!
Rachel: Allright. Well thank you so much for coming... (they're standing up and make their way to the door)
Janice: Uh-oh, I feel another one coming. (She makes a sound like a goose during the contraction.)
Rachel: Oh hey you. Thanks for coming out of me. (The baby cries.) I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, shes looking at me. Hi! I know you.
Ross: Oh! Oh! Shes upside down but shes coming! Shes coming!
Ross: So, so, is Mike coming to dinner?
Phoebe: Well, I guess they�re not coming. You wanna just order?
Phoebe: Okay. Okay. IOkay umm this I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm yknow, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than Im coming off right now.
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Rachel: Okay, what? What is too sensitive? (There's music coming from the living room. Ross opens the door to the living room and he and Rachel see Sandy play a song for Emma on his recorder. Rachel is moved by this, but Ross only sees his point proven again, and walks back into the kitchen, angrily. The door he was holding, swings back and hits Rachel.)
Ross: You're really not coming back?
Chandler: (coming from the bedroom) Say goodbye elves, I'm off to Tulsa.
Monica: Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
Ross: What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead!
Phoebe: Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?
Phoebe: Oh, they see us! Oh, they, they look mad. Oh, they figured it out. They're coming this way. Run!
Ross: (coming in) I'm dead and no one cares?
Ross: So, Rach, y'know-y'know how Emily's coming right?
Joey: (smiling)Look who's coming around!
[Scene: The hallway, Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game.]
FBOB: Uh, public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes. [kisses Monica]
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Joey: (To some people) Hey! Hey alright! Hey, glad you could make it (Shakes a man's hand) Thanks for coming.
Phoebe: Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.
Phoebe: (coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!
Phoebe: But he didn't really know, you know. He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me...
(Rachel opens the curtains and sees Charlie coming out from the dressing room just next to theirs)
Rachel: Coming! Try under the bed, try under the bed!
Rachel: Ross is coming over. I think now would be a really good time to talk to him.
Monica: I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!
Phoebe: Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know, with the woman coming out of the frame.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, Frank. I counted them when they were coming out of my area.
Joey: (sighs) Wow... I did not see this coming.
Phoebe: Really? It doesn't have anything coming out of it. Or maybe there is some place for her in your bedroom?
Rachel: You know what? Ive been thinking about it. Im really coming around on the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.
Rachel: Oh come(Stutters)Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who wouldshe wouldnt be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Yknow what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, Im just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful.
Chandler: Hey Joe! How's the second draft of the letter coming?
Chandler: If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)
Ross: I know, and with the baby coming?
Rachel: Well, he's coming from Jersey, he said he would get here as fast as he could!
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!