words in movies
Joey: Hey no-no-no-no! Its cool! Its cool! I-Ill only be a second, Im still with my brides maid, I justWhere are those condoms you brought?
Mrs. Bing: (on TV) Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms.
Rachel: I know. I know, but yknow condoms only work like 97% of the time.
[Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms.]
[they pull out the box of condoms but there's only one left]
Chandler: Condoms?
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?
Ross: No they dont!!! (He runs to the bedroom to check and returns with his box of condoms.) Well they should put it in huge black letters!!!!
Chandler: Love your condoms my man.
Joey: What?! (Grabs his condoms from his pocket and looks.)
Rachel: Okay Ross come on lets just forget about the condoms.
Ross: But hey, in my defense I-I just found out condoms are like only 97% effective.
(Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms.)
Chandler: She doesnt know. Says she loves us both. Y'know I woke up this morning and I was in love, well I was happy. Y'know it serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I cant even return them, because she choked on the reciept!