words in movies
[Scene: The Porsche, they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them.]
Cop: (following her) Hey by the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is gonna be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good. (Phoebe's stunned) And where did you find my badge?
Cop: Yeah. Ever since you flashed my badge at me, I kinda can't stop thinking about you. You're the prettiest, fake undercover whore I've ever seen.
Cop: Sipowicz? No, I don't think so.
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
Cop: No, I don't know him.
Cop: Who-who else is in vice up there?
Phoebe: Well, it's a problem for me, which means it's a problem for you 'cause I'm a cop. (Shows the badge.)
Cop: Okay, so since umm, you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me?
Cop: Gary.
Cop: Wow umm, tell Sipowicz I'm real sorry for his loss.
Cop: Oh, I know a guy in homicide up there.
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Cop: I'm looking for Phoebe Buffay!
Joey: Oh what? Like your Mr. Cop!
Chandler: Y'know, when you say partner it doesn't sound cop. It, it sounds gay.
Ross: Hey, I'm more cop than you two!
Phoebe: Ohh, no. (Pause) Oh okay, so you're a cop which means you can park anywhere, 'cause I know that 'cause I'm a cop too. So, all right, keep up the good work. 10-4. (Tries to leave.)
Phoebe: Ooh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!
Phoebe: Well, if I'm going down, I'm taking you (Points at all of them) with me. (They all look at her.) Harboring a fugitive? That's one to three years minimum. Good luck Chandler. (She opens the door to the cop from before.) Okay, you can arrest me. Fine. But you'll never make it stick and you know it!
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Cop: Yeah. I mean, I coulda done it better, but these people keep staring at me.
Phoebe: Someday I'll, tell you about the time I stabbed the cop.
[Scene: Gary's cop car, Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course. Chandler is in the back seat.]
Cop: I don't like looking foolish. Y'know what? Maybe uh, I don't arrest you today. Maybe I came by and you weren't here.
MONICA: The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?
Cop: (stopping her) Hey, wait a second! So wait, what precinct are you with?
Phoebe: Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
(Gary reaches up to grab that little light that cops have for unmarked cop cars.)
Eric: Oh, I have a friend whos a cop and he got it for me.