words in movies
[Scene: The Porsche, they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them.]
[Scene: Gary's cop car, Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course. Chandler is in the back seat.]
Cop: I don't like looking foolish. Y'know what? Maybe uh, I don't arrest you today. Maybe I came by and you weren't here.
MONICA: The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?
Cop: (following her) Hey by the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is gonna be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good. (Phoebe's stunned) And where did you find my badge?
Cop: Sipowicz? No, I don't think so.
Cop: Gary.
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
Cop: Yeah. Ever since you flashed my badge at me, I kinda can't stop thinking about you. You're the prettiest, fake undercover whore I've ever seen.
Cop: Who-who else is in vice up there?
Phoebe: Well, it's a problem for me, which means it's a problem for you 'cause I'm a cop. (Shows the badge.)
Cop: Wow umm, tell Sipowicz I'm real sorry for his loss.
Cop: No, I don't know him.
Cop: Okay, so since umm, you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me?
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Cop: I'm looking for Phoebe Buffay!
Joey: Oh what? Like your Mr. Cop!
Cop: Oh, I know a guy in homicide up there.
Ross: Hey, I'm more cop than you two!
Phoebe: Ooh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!
Chandler: Y'know, when you say partner it doesn't sound cop. It, it sounds gay.
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Phoebe: Ohh, no. (Pause) Oh okay, so you're a cop which means you can park anywhere, 'cause I know that 'cause I'm a cop too. So, all right, keep up the good work. 10-4. (Tries to leave.)
Phoebe: Well, if I'm going down, I'm taking you (Points at all of them) with me. (They all look at her.) Harboring a fugitive? That's one to three years minimum. Good luck Chandler. (She opens the door to the cop from before.) Okay, you can arrest me. Fine. But you'll never make it stick and you know it!
Cop: (stopping her) Hey, wait a second! So wait, what precinct are you with?
Cop: Yeah. I mean, I coulda done it better, but these people keep staring at me.
Eric: Oh, I have a friend whos a cop and he got it for me.
(Gary reaches up to grab that little light that cops have for unmarked cop cars.)
Phoebe: Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
Phoebe: Someday I'll, tell you about the time I stabbed the cop.