words in movies
Eric: Oh, I have a friend whos a cop and he got it for me.
Phoebe: Someday I'll, tell you about the time I stabbed the cop.
Cop: (stopping her) Hey, wait a second! So wait, what precinct are you with?
(Gary reaches up to grab that little light that cops have for unmarked cop cars.)
Phoebe: Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
Cop: I don't like looking foolish. Y'know what? Maybe uh, I don't arrest you today. Maybe I came by and you weren't here.
[Scene: The Porsche, they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them.]
[Scene: Gary's cop car, Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course. Chandler is in the back seat.]
MONICA: The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?
Cop: (following her) Hey by the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is gonna be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good. (Phoebe's stunned) And where did you find my badge?
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
Cop: Sipowicz? No, I don't think so.
Cop: Who-who else is in vice up there?
Cop: Yeah. Ever since you flashed my badge at me, I kinda can't stop thinking about you. You're the prettiest, fake undercover whore I've ever seen.
Phoebe: Well, it's a problem for me, which means it's a problem for you 'cause I'm a cop. (Shows the badge.)
Cop: No, I don't know him.
Chandler: Y'know, when you say partner it doesn't sound cop. It, it sounds gay.
Cop: Wow umm, tell Sipowicz I'm real sorry for his loss.
Cop: Gary.
Ross: Hey, I'm more cop than you two!
Cop: Okay, so since umm, you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me?
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Cop: I'm looking for Phoebe Buffay!
Cop: Oh, I know a guy in homicide up there.
Joey: Oh what? Like your Mr. Cop!
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Phoebe: Ohh, no. (Pause) Oh okay, so you're a cop which means you can park anywhere, 'cause I know that 'cause I'm a cop too. So, all right, keep up the good work. 10-4. (Tries to leave.)
Phoebe: Ooh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!
Phoebe: Well, if I'm going down, I'm taking you (Points at all of them) with me. (They all look at her.) Harboring a fugitive? That's one to three years minimum. Good luck Chandler. (She opens the door to the cop from before.) Okay, you can arrest me. Fine. But you'll never make it stick and you know it!
Cop: Yeah. I mean, I coulda done it better, but these people keep staring at me.