words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk. Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake.]
Monica: When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters.]
Cheryl: I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. (Ross attempts to clear a place for his coat and fold it small enough to fit. Then hit sits on the couch. Something falls on him from above and he brushes his neck off frantically.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment the next morning. Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him.]
Chandler: OK well here, we'll just move the coffee table closer to the couch.
Hillary: Would you like to move over to the couch?
[Chandler throws his coat on the couch]
[Jack and Judy come out of Monicas room and sit down on the couch.]
(Phoebe looks under the couch)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch.]
Chandler: (happily) Im off the list. (Sits on the couch.)
[Scene, Phoebe and Rachels, theyre sitting together on the couch.]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachels, Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter.]
Rachel: (on the couch) Oh hi! Yknow, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: The lobby of Ross's building, he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch.]
Chandler: Theres no back to this couch!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, time lapse, Ross is entering. Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table. Rachel is on the couch reading.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Time lapse. Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table. Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him. Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking. Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachels trifle. Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters. Its the next day.]
Rachel: Wow! Tell me something Joey(She falls off the couch)Whoa! I just fell right off the couch there.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch.]
Monica: Thats the couch.
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking.]
Rachel: Okay. (She climbs back onto the couch.)
Monica: Okay! (She takes her present for him and they move over to sit on the couch.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are entering. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: IOhh! (Moves over and lets Eldad sit on the couch.)
Chandler: (Picking up a pillow.) Yeah, is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch?
Katie: Aww, like I could hurt you. Are you making fun of my size? Don't make fun of me because of my size! (She punches him again and almost knocks him off the arm of the couch.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is entering looking for Joey, but instead he finds Paul and Rachel making out on the couch.]
(He shifts on the couch and a ripping sound emanates from his lower regions, the sound reminds one of a brief explosion of gas. In other words, it sounds like he farted. She has a look of horrific wonderment, wondering "Did he just fart?")
The Saleswoman: Did you cut this couch in half?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag.]
[Scene; Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch. Ross walks in.]
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
(They fall to the couch and start to make out, but Ross stops suddenly.)
Ross: (under the couch) You and your ice.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross is playing with Emma on the couch after just changing her diaper.]
Rachel: (Reading) Dear losers, do you really think Id hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew theyd break you.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch.]
Richard: You were gonna propose? (Sits on the arm of the couch.)
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch.]
Rachel: Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall!
Monica: (moving over to the couch) Still smoking cigars?
(They pick up the couch and after throwing off the last pillow; Rachel helps out on Chandler's end.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair.]
Phoebe: Okay, I know. Hold on. (She walks over to the couch.) Hey Ross?
Monica: Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch!
Chandler: Okay, okay, here she comes! (Sits on the couch next to him.) How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesnt want to get married?
[Rachel walks past Joey towards the couch]
Joey: Francette? What is she? A couch?
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
[Monica and Ben sit down on the couch.]
Joey: Yeah! I was thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch. (Raises his eyebrows, questioning Ross to see if he wants to join him.)
Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.
Monica: Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, (turns sideways on the couch) so that you can bunny bump against my back.
Rachel: Well, yknow I was thinking of moving the couch over here.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Monica: Okay, while were waiting for these pills to kick in, Im gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, Im gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And ImSit down(She sits down on the couch)gonna make you some tea. And then, Im gonna rub your feet.
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk]
(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and theyre all talking.]
[Time lapse. Ross and Joey are cleaning the table while Judy and Phoebe talk by the window. Jack and Chandler are sitting on the couch while Monica sits on the coffee table.]
Ross: Well, I do, so let's... (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking. Phoebe is getting coffee.]
Joey: Yeah! Okay! (He notices a beautiful woman sitting behind the couch and goes to talk to her.) Hey! Hi!
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
[the bullies grab the back of the couch that Ross and Chandler are sitting in and tip back]
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you! (He does so and Rachel sits down on the couch.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters.]
Joey: You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah, I could see it.
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters.]
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel at counter, Phoebe, Chandler, and Fun Bobby at the couch.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Brenda: Okay. (Goes over and fluffs up the pillows on the couch.
Monica: Hey. (Sits down on the arm of the couch.)
(Joey goes to get coffee and Rachel exits as the camera pans to Phoebe and Ross on the couch.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch. Ross sits down.]
Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monicas soul mate.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachels I guess I have to call it that now. Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Chandler are on the couch.]
CHANDLER: Huh. [reaches over and grabs the hat and bolts for the door but slips and falls behind the couch]
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch.]
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 7.. 7 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 (mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)