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[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo.]
Monica: Phoebe! Rachel! Its Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! (She bursts into the apartment to find only Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.) Oh.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters.]
Cheryl: I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. (Ross attempts to clear a place for his coat and fold it small enough to fit. Then hit sits on the couch. Something falls on him from above and he brushes his neck off frantically.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment the next morning. Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him.]
Chandler: OK well here, we'll just move the coffee table closer to the couch.
Hillary: Would you like to move over to the couch?
[Chandler throws his coat on the couch]
[Jack and Judy come out of Monicas room and sit down on the couch.]
(Phoebe looks under the couch)
[Scene, Phoebe and Rachels, theyre sitting together on the couch.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachels, Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch.]
Chandler: (happily) Im off the list. (Sits on the couch.)
Rachel: (on the couch) Oh hi! Yknow, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.
Chandler: Theres no back to this couch!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters. Its the next day.]
[Scene: The lobby of Ross's building, he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Time lapse. Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table. Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him. Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking. Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachels trifle. Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, time lapse, Ross is entering. Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table. Rachel is on the couch reading.]
Rachel: Wow! Tell me something Joey(She falls off the couch)Whoa! I just fell right off the couch there.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch.]
Monica: Thats the couch.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are entering. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: Okay. (She climbs back onto the couch.)
Monica: Okay! (She takes her present for him and they move over to sit on the couch.)
(He shifts on the couch and a ripping sound emanates from his lower regions, the sound reminds one of a brief explosion of gas. In other words, it sounds like he farted. She has a look of horrific wonderment, wondering "Did he just fart?")
The Saleswoman: Did you cut this couch in half?
[Scene; Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch. Ross walks in.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag.]
Chandler: (Picking up a pillow.) Yeah, is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch?
Rachel: IOhh! (Moves over and lets Eldad sit on the couch.)
Katie: Aww, like I could hurt you. Are you making fun of my size? Don't make fun of me because of my size! (She punches him again and almost knocks him off the arm of the couch.)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross is playing with Emma on the couch after just changing her diaper.]
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is entering looking for Joey, but instead he finds Paul and Rachel making out on the couch.]
(They fall to the couch and start to make out, but Ross stops suddenly.)
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking.]
Ross: (under the couch) You and your ice.
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: (Reading) Dear losers, do you really think Id hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew theyd break you.
Phoebe: Okay, I know. Hold on. (She walks over to the couch.) Hey Ross?
Rachel: Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair.]
Richard: You were gonna propose? (Sits on the arm of the couch.)
Monica: (moving over to the couch) Still smoking cigars?
(They pick up the couch and after throwing off the last pillow; Rachel helps out on Chandler's end.)
Monica: Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, (turns sideways on the couch) so that you can bunny bump against my back.
[Rachel walks past Joey towards the couch]
Chandler: Okay, okay, here she comes! (Sits on the couch next to him.) How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesnt want to get married?
Monica: Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch!
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Joey: Yeah! I was thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch. (Raises his eyebrows, questioning Ross to see if he wants to join him.)
Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.
Joey: Francette? What is she? A couch?
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk]
[Monica and Ben sit down on the couch.]
Rachel: Well, yknow I was thinking of moving the couch over here.
(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)
[Time lapse. Ross and Joey are cleaning the table while Judy and Phoebe talk by the window. Jack and Chandler are sitting on the couch while Monica sits on the coffee table.]
Monica: Okay, while were waiting for these pills to kick in, Im gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, Im gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And ImSit down(She sits down on the couch)gonna make you some tea. And then, Im gonna rub your feet.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and theyre all talking.]
Ross: Well, I do, so let's... (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking. Phoebe is getting coffee.]
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Joey: Yeah! Okay! (He notices a beautiful woman sitting behind the couch and goes to talk to her.) Hey! Hi!
Joey: You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah, I could see it.
[the bullies grab the back of the couch that Ross and Chandler are sitting in and tip back]
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you! (He does so and Rachel sits down on the couch.)
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel at counter, Phoebe, Chandler, and Fun Bobby at the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
(Joey goes to get coffee and Rachel exits as the camera pans to Phoebe and Ross on the couch.)
Brenda: Okay. (Goes over and fluffs up the pillows on the couch.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Monica: Hey. (Sits down on the arm of the couch.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch. Ross sits down.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachels I guess I have to call it that now. Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters.]
(She walks over to Central Perk and enters to find Ross sitting on the couch, eating crab cakes. She takes off her coat while groaning and shuddering.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monicas soul mate.]
(Phoebe joins Chandler on the couch as there is a knock on the door which Monica answers.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch.]
(Chandler tries to jump over the couch but everyone stops him.)
Rachel: Thats right, still no baby! (To Monica, Joey, and Chandler on the couch) Come on people! Please make some room!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen.]