words in movies
Chandler: If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.
Ross: Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?
Chandler: In a foreign, romantic country
CHANDLER: Bit country? C'mon in here you roomie.
Chandler: So, you gotta play the odds, pick somebody whos gonna be in the country like all the time.
(Phoebe puts the globe right up next to her eye to try and find the country.)
Chandler: Oh yeah, its beautiful country up there.
Joey: The country?
Joey: The country.
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Rachel: Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration.' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!
Joey: Yeah! Wow, your like from a whole other country.
Phoebe: I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I dont know where his country is.
Monica: Wow! You might just get the first Nobel prize in rubbing. So what country is this guy from?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergeis country is.]
Phoebe: Oh God, Korea is such a beautiful country.
Joey: Ohhhh, good one! And Yemen that actually sounds like a real country.
Joey: Well, I figured were in another country, so it doesnt count.
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Ross: That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.
Paul: Let me just see if I got this straight. I tell you to stay away from my daughter or Ill have you fired. What you heard was, "Take my daughter, come up to my country house, and ruin my weekend with Rachel!"
Phoebe: (playing guitar and singing) And there's a country called Argentinaaaa, it's a place I've never seeeeen. But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a human spleen. Humaaan spleeeeen. Olè!
Monica: He says he wants to leave the country. (Pause) He thinks you hate him.
Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)
Ross: We are four short of a bush-o (pause). God I feel so alive, I love being in the country!
Phoebe: No, Mike, I don't want to kill him! I thought we were just gonna capture him and, and you know, set him free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl.
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'm not gonna mess with Jack, he's a great man, he fought for our country.
Monica: (singing) "I'm a little bit country"...
Ross: (in a mocking voice)Uh...sure I do, and I also wanna be King of my own country and find out what happened to Amelia Earhart.
(And with that, television history is made as, for the first time ever, an entire show moves its entire production to an entirely different country to make a single episode. We get shots of Buckingham Palace, London Bridge, Big Ben, and the London Marriott as Joey and Chandler exit.)