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'CRAP' in a movie sentence | examples for 'CRAP' from movies

CHANDLER: What? [realizes it was the bracelet] Oh this is excellent. You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller, the eyesore from the Liberace house of crap.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Rachel: Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God! (Starts another contraction as Dr. Long enters.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Mike: Oh, crap!

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

CHANDLER: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No, don't sing along.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Oh, crap!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: (Yelling from Rachel's room) She has a lot of crap!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Phoebe: Well, I think you're gonna appreciate it the crap out of this one (she gives him a check)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Mike: Crap Bag.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: ...Oh crap!

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe:(not amused) Mike Crap Bag?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: And I love Crap.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: (without moving her lips, wearing a fake smile) Okay, I will. (to Rita) This is my husband Crap Bag.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Rita: Crap Bag?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Mike: If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

PHOEBE: Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like this much, ok? Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Frank Jr. (looks at the triplets): Look at them! Aw. I love you so much. (Strokes Leslie's hair, and she moves a little.) Oh crap, don't wake up, don't wake up!

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler:  You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller!  The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Phoebe: If I haven’t said it before: she’s a lucky, lucky lady! So, where are you going to—what the mother of crap is up with this stuff? (Referring to the taffy, which she’s been chewing this whole time.) Oh, God. Is it gum, is it food? What’s the deal? (she swallows it, finally) Oh, it’s nice! May I try a pink one?

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Joey: Aw crap! Okay—uh…uh let’s-let’s do the rings.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mike: Well... I'll... just show you what I'm gonna do about it... (he hits David's finger with his finger and they start to finger-fight using their fingers as swords saying all kinds of macho crap)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Monica: (to Rachel) Hey! Joey said no autographs! But if she's gettting one, then I want one too: To Monica. And none of this "best wishes" crap. I want "love".

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people you’ve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends don’t do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? ‘Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the who’s who of human crap. (Walks off)

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Chandler: Y'know, of all my friends, no-one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Ross: Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. (In the other room Emma starts to cry.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Aunt Iris: No! That's bluffing. Lesson number one. (walks into kitchen) Let me tell you something... everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap. (to Phoebe): Nice earrings.

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Talk about crap. Try listening to Stella Niedman tell the story of her and Rod Steiger for the hundredth time.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Phoebe: Well, let’s see, it’s not. Really, like that. Because, you see that was an actual problem, and uh, yours is just like y’know a bunch of y’know high school crap that nobody really gives y’know…

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

RACHEL: Have you ever seen so much crap?

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Ross: What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap outta me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

RACHEL: Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going, 'Where the hell is my lily, you wuss?' OK, Phoebe, that is not a tattoo, this is a tattoo. [she bends over and bears her tattoo right when Ross returns]

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me.

"Friends", season 2, episode 1

RACHEL: I know, but it's just it's the first time, and I just don't want her to think that because I didn't marry Barry, that my life is total crap, you know?

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Ross: That’s crap!! Sister Brown Bird. (to Elizabeth) Good going. (does the salute)

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Monica: Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

PHOEBE: Look kibbles, bits. Oh God, alright, get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of crap. [Flings the dog off and jumps in the cab. The dog keeps jumping up to the window.] Ok, alright, we have a problem.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Ross: Nothing, it’s just that hypnosis is beyond crap.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Chandler: This ice cream tastes like crap by the way.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: (singing) "Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap.                                 Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap.                                 Said all you need is to write them a song.                                 They haven't heard it, so don't try and sing along.                                 No, don't sing along.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Chandler: Oh it’s always nicer to here than, "Aw crap! You again!"

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Ben: (yelling from off camera) Crap!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: (realizes) Aww crap!

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

CHANDLER: Ho, ho, ho, holy crap is it hot in here!

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Phoebe: Well, yeah! But I'm not gonna take anymore crap. Okay? No more Mrs. Nice Bucket!

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Mr. Geller: Crap.

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Phoebe: All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Monica: Oh crap!

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Phoebe: Yeah, and you have nothing to worry about 'cos they're all crap!

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Rachel: Oh crap!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: Oh crap!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: wow, the parade is really good this year. Man those horses can crap.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Mike: No, no Mike, just Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: Holy crap!

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Chandler: (incredulous) I don’t know what that’s like?! Up until I was 25 I thought the only response to, "I love you," was, "Oh crap!"

"Friends", season 8, episode 17