words in movies
RACHEL: When I was um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me from crying he kissed me right here. [points to the tip of her nose]
Ross: (crying) I hope youre a better father than youre a friend!! (Cries again and Joey wakes up in horror.)
ROSS: Let me hold him for a sec. There. (Ben stops crying) Huh? There we are.
Ross: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so.
Monica: Was he crying?
Jill: (covers her eyes and starts crying) Im sorry Rachel, Im sorry
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
[We see the rest of them are now crying.]
Ross: (crying) Yeah, but this cant be it, I mean.
Rachel: Thats also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and dont come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. (As shes saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!
Monica: (To Emma) Bouncy baby, Bouncy baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby. (Emma stops crying and falls asleep)
Monica: Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.
Chandler: Okay, but now see you're crying!
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Joey: I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying
Ross: Well, thats what Im here for. (Emma starts crying again) Want me to get that?
Rachel: (starts crying and speaking at the same time, making it almost impossible to understand what she's saying) I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
Phoebe: Alrighty, here come the water works. (Rachel starts crying harder.)
Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Monica: I'm crying here!!
Monica: I'm not crying about that! I'm crying about something that happened at work.
Joey: Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!
Sandy: It's allright! Crying is good. It lets the boo-hoos out.
Monica: Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma is still crying.]
Joey: (crying) You didnt cry when Bambis mother died?
Monica: Oh my God! Are-are you crying?
(Chandler starts crying.)
Chandler: (crying hysterically) I just dont see why those two cant work things out!
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
Chandler: (totally not crying) Well see now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon!
Rachel: (who has just entered) Ugh! No more crying! Please! I just dumped one cry baby, Ill dump you too!
Monica: (crying) This is my favorite part.
Phoebe: (crying) Yeah me too.
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
Monica: Still crying?
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Joey: She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think.
Phoebe: Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!
Joey: (crying) I dont want to marry Chandler!
Ross: Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, Where are they, where are they?
Ross: From you? (He does a weird desperate laughter, like he's almost crying) Yes, please!
Rachel: (crying) Itll be a short one.
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Joey: (crying) Why God?! Why are you doing this to us?! (He buries his head in Rosss shoulder.)
Rachel: Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Dina: (crying) Can I get some ice here?!
Jessica Lockhart: (crying) Oh, my baby! (Hugs Dina, but moves Dinas head to her other shoulder so that shes the only one in the picture.)
Rachel: Okay. (Opens the card and reads it.) Happy birthday Grandma! Its better to be over the hill (starting to cry) then buried under it. (Breaks down as everyone glares at them.) All our love Monica and Chandler. (Crying) Thats funny, yeah!
Monica: (almost crying) They hurt so much!
(Finally, the baby is delivered and starts crying.)
Rachel: Oh, shes so tiny. (Starts crying) Whered she go?
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Ross: Wow! Umm, okay uh everyone this is Isabella. (Rachel starts crying.) What?
Mrs. Geller: (crying) Oh Ross
(Rachel starts crying again.)
Rachel: Oh nothing I Sorry, I just cant stop crying.
Rachel: Oh my God! You got her to stop crying!
Rachel: Ok. (Starts swinging Emma rapidly and she stops crying)
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
(Emma continues crying in the background)
(Emma starts crying)
Chandler: (hears Emma crying) What is wrong with Emma?
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Phoebe: would you call this girl? (Puts on a crying act) thanks-fo-r-a-love-ly-even-ing
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
<they hug and Rachel has this disgusted look on her face and then Emma starts crying>
Joey: Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
(He starts crying.)
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
Steve (sobbing): I - I can't believe I�m crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.
Chandler: No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!
(Precious starts crying)
Rachel: (crying) Wow! That was amazing!
Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing.)
Chandler: (almost crying) I wouldn't know, I didn't make it! (they hug)
Roy: (making a crying face) Oh, you're mean!
Monica: (Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so close.
Joey: (almost crying) That was ME!
Phoebe: No Im not okay. The only guy Ive ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never I may never see him again. (Crying.)
Phoebe: I cant believe Im gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I dont know why.
Rachel: (crying) No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job.
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Rachel (crying): Hi you guys!
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
CHANDLER: (looking fearfully at Joey) Hey, he's not crying.
Monica: (crying) This is harder than I thought it would be.
Rachel: (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.
Rachel: My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barney’s.
Rachel: Oh (happy) oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit. (Emma starts crying again.) Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it wont stop crying.