words in movies
Rachel: Oh, shes so tiny. (Starts crying) Whered she go?
(Rachel starts crying again.)
Rachel: Oh nothing I Sorry, I just cant stop crying.
Ross: Wow! Umm, okay uh everyone this is Isabella. (Rachel starts crying.) What?
Chandler: Im sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why dont you uh, lift up your shirt? (He does.) Take a look at this kiddo. (Alex finally starts crying.) We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!
MONICA: Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.
Rachel: (crying) I'd do anything for you, you know that.
Rachel: What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.
Paul: (acting manly to try and cover up his crying) Okay. Chandler, did your dad ever hug you?
Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I dont have any of those things. Thats why its so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
Monica: (crying) I'd do anything for you. (They hug again.)
MONICA: There's my little boy. (Ben starts crying again)
MONICA: Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?
(Ben starts crying)
CHANDLER: Can I uh see something? (Takes Ben. When he puts him close to Monica, Ben cries. When he moves Ben away, he stops crying.)
Rachel: (Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry." And then I dont know why but he said, "and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."
Monica: And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And youre writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, "I will always be with you," and you still cant shed one tiny tear, I know youll be crying a river inside.
RACHEL: When I was um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me from crying he kissed me right here. [points to the tip of her nose]
Ross: (crying) I hope youre a better father than youre a friend!! (Cries again and Joey wakes up in horror.)
Monica: Was he crying?
Ross: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so.
ROSS: Let me hold him for a sec. There. (Ben stops crying) Huh? There we are.
Joey: I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying
[We see the rest of them are now crying.]
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
Rachel: Thats also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and dont come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. (As shes saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!
Ross: (crying) Yeah, but this cant be it, I mean.
Rachel: (starts crying and speaking at the same time, making it almost impossible to understand what she's saying) I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
Ross: Well, thats what Im here for. (Emma starts crying again) Want me to get that?
Monica: (To Emma) Bouncy baby, Bouncy baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby. (Emma stops crying and falls asleep)
Monica: Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.
Phoebe: Alrighty, here come the water works. (Rachel starts crying harder.)
Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Joey: Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!
Chandler: Okay, but now see you're crying!
Monica: I'm crying here!!
Monica: I'm not crying about that! I'm crying about something that happened at work.
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Sandy: It's allright! Crying is good. It lets the boo-hoos out.
Monica: Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant.
Jill: (covers her eyes and starts crying) Im sorry Rachel, Im sorry
Monica: Oh my God! Are-are you crying?
Joey: (crying) You didnt cry when Bambis mother died?
Monica: (crying) This is my favorite part.
Phoebe: (crying) Yeah me too.
(Chandler starts crying.)
Chandler: (crying hysterically) I just dont see why those two cant work things out!
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
Chandler: (totally not crying) Well see now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon!
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Monica: Still crying?
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma is still crying.]
Rachel: (who has just entered) Ugh! No more crying! Please! I just dumped one cry baby, Ill dump you too!
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Joey: She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think.
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, Where are they, where are they?
Ross: Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.
Joey: (crying) I dont want to marry Chandler!
Ross: From you? (He does a weird desperate laughter, like he's almost crying) Yes, please!
Joey: (crying) Why God?! Why are you doing this to us?! (He buries his head in Rosss shoulder.)
Phoebe: Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Rachel: (crying) Itll be a short one.
Dina: (crying) Can I get some ice here?!
Jessica Lockhart: (crying) Oh, my baby! (Hugs Dina, but moves Dinas head to her other shoulder so that shes the only one in the picture.)
Rachel: Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Monica: (almost crying) They hurt so much!
(Finally, the baby is delivered and starts crying.)
Rachel: Okay. (Opens the card and reads it.) Happy birthday Grandma! Its better to be over the hill (starting to cry) then buried under it. (Breaks down as everyone glares at them.) All our love Monica and Chandler. (Crying) Thats funny, yeah!
Mrs. Geller: (crying) Oh Ross
(Emma continues crying in the background)
(Emma starts crying)
Chandler: (hears Emma crying) What is wrong with Emma?
Rachel: Ok. (Starts swinging Emma rapidly and she stops crying)
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Rachel: Oh my God! You got her to stop crying!
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
Phoebe: would you call this girl? (Puts on a crying act) thanks-fo-r-a-love-ly-even-ing
<they hug and Rachel has this disgusted look on her face and then Emma starts crying>
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Steve (sobbing): I - I can't believe I�m crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
(He starts crying.)
Chandler: No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!
(Precious starts crying)
Rachel: (crying) Wow! That was amazing!
Joey: Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?
Roy: (making a crying face) Oh, you're mean!
Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing.)
Monica: (Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so close.
Chandler: (almost crying) I wouldn't know, I didn't make it! (they hug)
Phoebe: I cant believe Im gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I dont know why.
Joey: (almost crying) That was ME!
Rachel (crying): Hi you guys!
Phoebe: No Im not okay. The only guy Ive ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never I may never see him again. (Crying.)