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Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying.]
(Steve starts crying loudly.)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
Chandler: Im sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why dont you uh, lift up your shirt? (He does.) Take a look at this kiddo. (Alex finally starts crying.) We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!
MONICA: Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.
Ross: (crying) I hope youre a better father than youre a friend!! (Cries again and Joey wakes up in horror.)
Rachel: What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.
Paul: (acting manly to try and cover up his crying) Okay. Chandler, did your dad ever hug you?
Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I dont have any of those things. Thats why its so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)
MONICA: Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?
Monica: And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And youre writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, "I will always be with you," and you still cant shed one tiny tear, I know youll be crying a river inside.
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
Rachel: (crying) I'd do anything for you, you know that.
Monica: (crying) I'd do anything for you. (They hug again.)
MONICA: There's my little boy. (Ben starts crying again)
(Ben starts crying)
CHANDLER: Can I uh see something? (Takes Ben. When he puts him close to Monica, Ben cries. When he moves Ben away, he stops crying.)
Rachel: (Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry." And then I dont know why but he said, "and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."
RACHEL: When I was um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me from crying he kissed me right here. [points to the tip of her nose]
ROSS: Let me hold him for a sec. There. (Ben stops crying) Huh? There we are.
Ross: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so.
Joey: I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying
Monica: Was he crying?
Ross: (crying) Yeah, but this cant be it, I mean.
[We see the rest of them are now crying.]
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
Monica: I'm crying here!!
Rachel: Thats also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and dont come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. (As shes saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!
Rachel: (starts crying and speaking at the same time, making it almost impossible to understand what she's saying) I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
Phoebe: Alrighty, here come the water works. (Rachel starts crying harder.)
Monica: Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Chandler: Okay, but now see you're crying!
Ross: Well, thats what Im here for. (Emma starts crying again) Want me to get that?
Monica: (To Emma) Bouncy baby, Bouncy baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby. (Emma stops crying and falls asleep)
Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
Monica: I'm not crying about that! I'm crying about something that happened at work.
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Joey: Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!
Sandy: It's allright! Crying is good. It lets the boo-hoos out.
Monica: (crying) This is my favorite part.
Monica: Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant.
Jill: (covers her eyes and starts crying) Im sorry Rachel, Im sorry
Joey: (crying) You didnt cry when Bambis mother died?
Phoebe: (crying) Yeah me too.
Chandler: (totally not crying) Well see now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon!
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
Monica: Oh my God! Are-are you crying?
(Chandler starts crying.)
Chandler: (crying hysterically) I just dont see why those two cant work things out!
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
Monica: Still crying?
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma is still crying.]
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Rachel: (who has just entered) Ugh! No more crying! Please! I just dumped one cry baby, Ill dump you too!
Joey: She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think.
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
Joey: (crying) I dont want to marry Chandler!
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Ross: From you? (He does a weird desperate laughter, like he's almost crying) Yes, please!
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, Where are they, where are they?
Rachel: (crying) Itll be a short one.
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Ross: Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.
Phoebe: Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!
Joey: (crying) Why God?! Why are you doing this to us?! (He buries his head in Rosss shoulder.)
Dina: (crying) Can I get some ice here?!
Jessica Lockhart: (crying) Oh, my baby! (Hugs Dina, but moves Dinas head to her other shoulder so that shes the only one in the picture.)
Ross: Wow! Umm, okay uh everyone this is Isabella. (Rachel starts crying.) What?
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Mrs. Geller: (crying) Oh Ross
Rachel: Oh, shes so tiny. (Starts crying) Whered she go?
(Rachel starts crying again.)
Rachel: Oh nothing I Sorry, I just cant stop crying.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.
Monica: (almost crying) They hurt so much!
(Finally, the baby is delivered and starts crying.)
Rachel: Okay. (Opens the card and reads it.) Happy birthday Grandma! Its better to be over the hill (starting to cry) then buried under it. (Breaks down as everyone glares at them.) All our love Monica and Chandler. (Crying) Thats funny, yeah!
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
(Emma continues crying in the background)
(Emma starts crying)
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Rachel: Ok. (Starts swinging Emma rapidly and she stops crying)
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
Chandler: (hears Emma crying) What is wrong with Emma?
Rachel: Oh my God! You got her to stop crying!
Phoebe: would you call this girl? (Puts on a crying act) thanks-fo-r-a-love-ly-even-ing
<they hug and Rachel has this disgusted look on her face and then Emma starts crying>
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
(He starts crying.)
Steve (sobbing): I - I can't believe I�m crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.
Rachel: (crying) Wow! That was amazing!
Chandler: No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!
(Precious starts crying)
Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing.)
Joey: Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?
Joey: (almost crying) That was ME!