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(Emma starts crying)
(Emma continues crying in the background)
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying.]
Rachel: Ok. (Starts swinging Emma rapidly and she stops crying)
Rachel: Oh (happy) oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit. (Emma starts crying again.) Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it wont stop crying.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma is still crying.]
Chandler: (hears Emma crying) What is wrong with Emma?
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Monica: (To Emma) Bouncy baby, Bouncy baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby. (Emma stops crying and falls asleep)
Rachel: Oh my God! You got her to stop crying!
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Ross: Well, thats what Im here for. (Emma starts crying again) Want me to get that?
Chandler: Oh thats not true! Thats not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it (notices the look on Monica and Phoebes faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials
Rachel: But Joey the baby is going to be crying, its going to be loud.
(Steve starts crying loudly.)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
Chandler: Im sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why dont you uh, lift up your shirt? (He does.) Take a look at this kiddo. (Alex finally starts crying.) We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!
MONICA: Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.
Rachel: What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.
Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I dont have any of those things. Thats why its so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)
Paul: (acting manly to try and cover up his crying) Okay. Chandler, did your dad ever hug you?
Rachel: (crying) I'd do anything for you, you know that.
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
Monica: (crying) I'd do anything for you. (They hug again.)
Monica: And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And youre writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, "I will always be with you," and you still cant shed one tiny tear, I know youll be crying a river inside.
MONICA: There's my little boy. (Ben starts crying again)
(Ben starts crying)
MONICA: Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?
CHANDLER: Can I uh see something? (Takes Ben. When he puts him close to Monica, Ben cries. When he moves Ben away, he stops crying.)
Rachel: (Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry." And then I dont know why but he said, "and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."
RACHEL: When I was um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me from crying he kissed me right here. [points to the tip of her nose]
Joey: I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying
Ross: (crying) I hope youre a better father than youre a friend!! (Cries again and Joey wakes up in horror.)
ROSS: Let me hold him for a sec. There. (Ben stops crying) Huh? There we are.
Ross: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so.
Monica: Was he crying?
Ross: (crying) Yeah, but this cant be it, I mean.
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
[We see the rest of them are now crying.]
Phoebe: Alrighty, here come the water works. (Rachel starts crying harder.)
Rachel: Thats also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and dont come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. (As shes saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!
Rachel: (starts crying and speaking at the same time, making it almost impossible to understand what she's saying) I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
Monica: I'm crying here!!
Monica: Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Monica: I'm not crying about that! I'm crying about something that happened at work.
Chandler: Okay, but now see you're crying!
Joey: Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!
Sandy: It's allright! Crying is good. It lets the boo-hoos out.
Monica: Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant.
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Monica: Oh my God! Are-are you crying?
Monica: (crying) This is my favorite part.
Phoebe: (crying) Yeah me too.
Jill: (covers her eyes and starts crying) Im sorry Rachel, Im sorry
Joey: (crying) You didnt cry when Bambis mother died?
(Chandler starts crying.)
Chandler: (crying hysterically) I just dont see why those two cant work things out!
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
Chandler: (totally not crying) Well see now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon!
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
Monica: Still crying?
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Rachel: (who has just entered) Ugh! No more crying! Please! I just dumped one cry baby, Ill dump you too!
Joey: She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think.
Joey: (crying) I dont want to marry Chandler!
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Ross: Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, Where are they, where are they?
Ross: From you? (He does a weird desperate laughter, like he's almost crying) Yes, please!
Phoebe: Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!
Dina: (crying) Can I get some ice here?!
Rachel: (crying) Itll be a short one.
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Joey: (crying) Why God?! Why are you doing this to us?! (He buries his head in Rosss shoulder.)
Jessica Lockhart: (crying) Oh, my baby! (Hugs Dina, but moves Dinas head to her other shoulder so that shes the only one in the picture.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
(Finally, the baby is delivered and starts crying.)
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Rachel: Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.
Monica: (almost crying) They hurt so much!
Rachel: Okay. (Opens the card and reads it.) Happy birthday Grandma! Its better to be over the hill (starting to cry) then buried under it. (Breaks down as everyone glares at them.) All our love Monica and Chandler. (Crying) Thats funny, yeah!
Mrs. Geller: (crying) Oh Ross
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Rachel: Oh, shes so tiny. (Starts crying) Whered she go?
(Rachel starts crying again.)
Rachel: Oh nothing I Sorry, I just cant stop crying.
Ross: Wow! Umm, okay uh everyone this is Isabella. (Rachel starts crying.) What?
<they hug and Rachel has this disgusted look on her face and then Emma starts crying>
Phoebe: would you call this girl? (Puts on a crying act) thanks-fo-r-a-love-ly-even-ing
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
(He starts crying.)
Steve (sobbing): I - I can't believe I�m crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.
Monica: (Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so close.
Chandler: No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!
Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing.)
(Precious starts crying)
Rachel: (crying) Wow! That was amazing!
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
Joey: Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?
Rachel: (crying) No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job.
Roy: (making a crying face) Oh, you're mean!
Chandler: (almost crying) I wouldn't know, I didn't make it! (they hug)
Joey: (almost crying) That was ME!
Phoebe: I cant believe Im gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I dont know why.
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Phoebe: No Im not okay. The only guy Ive ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never I may never see him again. (Crying.)
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and dont come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my (Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)