words in movies
Guest #2: (sees the cake) Oh my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! (Ross tries dumping it into a nearby plant.) Who would do a think like that?
[Cut too later, the moving process is progressing steadily. Monica is trying to lift a heavy box, as Rachel comes in from Chandlers bedroom.]
[Cut to the jetway, the old man who the flight attendant delivered Rachel's message to gets off the plane, his wife still upset with him.]
Monica: Guys, you got your hair cut.
[Cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.]
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
[Cut back inside, Joey is on the phone.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to inside. Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
RACHEL: Hey, c'mon, cut it out.
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
ROSS: I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
JOEY: Hey, cut him some slack. It was Chandler's idea.
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
[Cut to Monica and Phoebe searching the basement.]
[Cut to his bedroom, Ross is listening at the door as Paul opens the door, trapping Ross behind it. With Pauls back turned Ross coils up like a snake and slitters underneath the bed.]
[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emilys apartment. We hear Emilys phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emilys answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say ]
[Cut to the hallway, Ben runs upstairs with Ross in pursuit.]
DIRECTOR: Cut.
[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]
DIRECTOR: Cut.
DIRECTOR: Cut.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
MONICA: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
(Cut to Chandler and a woman, Andrea, reaching for the same slice of meat)
MR A: Oh, that's all right, although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.
[Cut to outside Central Perk.]
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
MONICA: Cut it out.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Rachel seems touched. She pauses for a moment, then picks up the phone and starts to dial. Cut to Ross at his apartment.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
(Cut to Joey watching TV in the corner. He makes an extravagant gesture of disappointment.)
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to later, they are finishing up the pizza, theres one piece left.]
(cut to later in the day)
[Cut to Living Room]
[cut to later]
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
[cut to later, Rosss team has the ball.]
[cut to later, in Rosss huddle.]
[cut to Ross and Monica.]
[cut to later, Monicas team has the ball.]
[cut to Monica and Rachels.]
[cut to the girls huddle]
[cut to Ross who walks up to Rachel who is eating a baked pretzel.]
[cut to the guys team.]
[cut to the girls huddle.]
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
(Cut to Chandler)
(Cut to Ross and Monica)
[Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.]
[Cut to the hall, Joeys sister runs up and grabs Chandlers butt.]
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
[cut to Chandler, Joey, and Margha.]
[Cut to kitchen.]
[Cut to The Philly.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is trying to close the door on Ross.]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
[Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.]
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
[cut to later]
[cut to Joey as Estelle, Joeys agent, approaches]
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
[cut to Joey, Rachel, and Tommy.]
[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gangs attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]
[cut to the end of the play]
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
[cut to Chandler and Joeys apartment, Tommy is using the phone]
[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
[cut to the gang]
[cut back to the gang.]