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[Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green.]
[Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.]
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
[cut to Joey, Rachel, and Tommy.]
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
[cut to later]
[cut to Joey as Estelle, Joeys agent, approaches]
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gangs attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
[cut to Chandler and Joeys apartment, Tommy is using the phone]
[cut to the end of the play]
[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
[cut to the gang]
[cut back to the gang.]
[cut to Billy and Robin]
[Cut to Joey hanging up the phone in Vegas. He's wearing a Roman gladiator's uniform and goes over to join a family to pose for a picture. You see, he's apparently taken a job at Caesar's Palace.]
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shaking her groove thing sits down in exhaustion.]
[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]
Monica: Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
[cut to later]
[cut to later in the game]
[cut to Phoebe Sr.s house, from the last episode]
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]
[cut back to Joey on the beach towel]
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
[Cut back to the present day.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]
Joanna: Uh-oh, tunnel. (The phone gets cut off)
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
Joey: He cut off his ear.
Joey: Wow! Thats pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear cause he sucked. What else you got in there?
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
Ross: Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?
[Cut to later, Joey is returning from talking to Mr. Treeger.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
Joey: (to the guy operating the chipper) Hey! Hey!! (makes the cut it motion with his hands)
[cut to the living room where Mrs. Burkart is now performing.]
[Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The cat then runs over to Phoebes guitar case and starts sniffing around.]
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
[Cut to later that same day, Ross has retrieved his keyboard and is about to debut, "The Sound."]
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
[Cut to the Jetway, the flight attendant enters, walks past Ross, and approaches an older man with his wife who is also wearing a blue jacket.]
[Cut to Chandler and Joey's, Ross is seen throwing the ball into the bathroom, presumably where Joey is currently using the facilities.]
[Cut to later, the gang, minus Joey, is watching the Thanksgiving Day parade.]
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have youre work cut out for you. Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that shes into some other guy. So
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut. What was that?
[cut to later, Tim has left. Monica is still shivering. Theres a knock on the door.]
(His dad nods. Cut to later. Joey is chopping mushrooms)
[Cut to Chloe and Ross dancing, and their kiss.]
[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]
[Cut to still later, Rachel has now resigned herself to move and is now helping Monica. Phoebe is still on the chair.]
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
[cut back to Ross who finally finishes his so-called song with the same crash from before. He gets some applause, mainly cause hes done.]
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
[cut back to Chandler and Joeys.]
[cut to the living room of the same dwelling, where the funeral guests are mingling. Monica enters.]
[cut to Ross in Vermont, talking on the phone.]
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
[Cut to Joey and Phoebe in the kitchen. Phoebe is watching Joey make a sandwich.]
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
[Cut to later, Phoebe is finishing off her steak.]
[Cut to later, the whole group is seated on the floor and Rachel is explaining the rules of Spin the Bottle.]
[Cut to Chandlers bedroom.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
Ross: Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and that one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all red! Red Ross!!
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, well we cut the trip short.
[cut to later]
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
[Cut to the balcony with Monica and Tim.]
Rachel: All right, cut, lets pick again, pick again.
Chandler: Oh. Oh, God! (He starts running around like a chicken with his head cut off.)
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
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[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
[cut to later]
[Cut back to the present.]
[Cut to Living Room]
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[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
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