words in movies
(cut to Ross, Chandler and Rachel)
Phoebe: I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut.
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Phoebe: YOU'RE FIRED! (mimes the CUT again) (pause and she raises her glass) Cheers! (Chandler raises his, smiling and Monica stares at him and he puts down his glass.)
(Cut to Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Ross storm in looking very unhappy)
(Cut to Phoebe who is in the living room, still on the phone.)
(Cut to inside Central Perk where Rachel is helping Phoebe. Chandler and Monica enter.)
(we cut to Monica)
(She walks down the aisle with the groomsman. We cut to inside Central Perk, where Phoebe and Chandler are waiting.)
(She takes off the coat she was wearing over her wedding dress, which is violet and has a darker shade petticoat underneath which shows at one side where the dress is lifted up to about the height of her hip and connected to the petticoat. She's wearing a veil over her curly hair and a low cut top with straps only just hanging over her shoulders.)
(cut to the street in front of Central Perk where Ross is walking Chappy. He has a plastic bag in his hand.)
All: Oh, hey, don't do that! Cut it out!
(Cut to Joey's apartment. Joey looks inside the cardboard box that used to be the home of Chick Jr. and Duck Jr., but they have disappeared.)
(Cut to Ross and Rachel, talking next to one of the tables.)
[cut to Ross from his appartment, holding baby toys and is shocked to see them kissing]
(Cut to Monica holding up her shirt, revealing her bra. An actor stands beside her, holding a pen in his hand.)
(Everyone stands up. Cut to Ross and Monica in Nana's room.)
[Cut to the hospital, later. Everyone is talking about Nana.]
(They shake hands. Cut to Ross emerging from a hallway, grinning inanely. He is obviously very stoned)
(Cut to later. Everyone is totally depressed by now.)
[Cut to Ross and Monica, who are finally on a platform!]
[Cut to Mrs. Bing on the telephone.]
[Cut to the hallway, Joey is listening to Chandler and his mom's conversation through the door as Ross walks up.]
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
(Cut to Chandler, Ross and Roger sitting at the table. Ross is upset)
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's.]
(Cut to later. Rachel is in tears)
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross is gone, the rest of them can finally emerge from their cell. They all wave good bye, and start to walk quietly out, as Monica goes and puts a blanket on Rachel. Joey starts walking all hunched over and bobbing his shoulders as he goes.]
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
Janice: By the way, Chandler. I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
Danny: I had to cut my hair to get rid of the uh, fogger smell.
[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]
[Cut to the balcony, Ross has just climbed through the window.]
[Cut to another part of the building. We see Marcel jump in through a window and run down some stairs, then Chandler and Joey come down from the upper floor without noticing.]
[Cut too later, the moving process is progressing steadily. Monica is trying to lift a heavy box, as Rachel comes in from Chandlers bedroom.]
Monica: Guys, you got your hair cut.
[Cut to the jetway, the old man who the flight attendant delivered Rachel's message to gets off the plane, his wife still upset with him.]
[Cut back inside, Joey is on the phone.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.]
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
[Cut to inside. Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
[Cut to Living Room]
RACHEL: Hey, c'mon, cut it out.
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
JOEY: Hey, cut him some slack. It was Chandler's idea.
ROSS: I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
[Cut to the hallway, Ben runs upstairs with Ross in pursuit.]
[Cut to his bedroom, Ross is listening at the door as Paul opens the door, trapping Ross behind it. With Pauls back turned Ross coils up like a snake and slitters underneath the bed.]
[Cut to Monica and Phoebe searching the basement.]
[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]
[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emilys apartment. We hear Emilys phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emilys answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say ]
DIRECTOR: Cut.
DIRECTOR: Cut.
DIRECTOR: Cut.
MONICA: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to outside Central Perk.]
(Cut to Chandler and a woman, Andrea, reaching for the same slice of meat)
[Cut to Living Room]
[Rachel seems touched. She pauses for a moment, then picks up the phone and starts to dial. Cut to Ross at his apartment.]
MR A: Oh, that's all right, although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.
MONICA: Cut it out.
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.
[Cut to Living Room]
(Cut to Joey watching TV in the corner. He makes an extravagant gesture of disappointment.)
[Cut to later, they are finishing up the pizza, theres one piece left.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
(cut to later in the day)
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
[cut to later, Rosss team has the ball.]
[cut to later]
[cut to later, in Rosss huddle.]
[cut to Ross and Monica.]
[cut to later, Monicas team has the ball.]
[cut to the girls huddle.]
[cut to Ross who walks up to Rachel who is eating a baked pretzel.]
[cut to the guys team.]
[cut to Monica and Rachels.]
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
[cut to the girls huddle]
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
(Cut to Ross and Monica)
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
[Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.]
(Cut to Chandler)
[Cut to the hall, Joeys sister runs up and grabs Chandlers butt.]
[cut to Chandler, Joey, and Margha.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to kitchen.]
[Cut to The Philly.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]