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Ross (stops recording): Ok, cut! Great. That was... that was just... yeah!
Ross: Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!
The Director: And cut!
[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
The Director: Cut!
Monica: Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
[Cut outside, Joey is catching up with Phoebe.]
Phoebe: Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking
[Cut to Chandler and Monicas as they enter.]
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
The Director: Cut! That was great everybody! Thank you!
[Cut to Joey and Rachels table.]
Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some slack. Im sort of in love.
Ross: Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
[Cut to the presenter.]
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
[Cut to the girls.]
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut back to the girls.]
[Cut to Ross leaping into Chandlers Hotel room in London in The One With Rosss Wedding.]
[Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joeys apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Ross is showing his boss his new place and notices something in the window.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
[Cut to later in that episode in Central Perk, a meeting with Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey where they discuss Chandler and Monica.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is speaking Italian to Joeys grandmother. Im spelling phonetically.]
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
[Cut to an office building.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think its The One With The Joke.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
[Cut to Monica.]
The Director: Cut! Wonderful!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center Joey is exiting from his room.]
[Cut to Central Perk, same as before Joey is entering.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching a soap opera with Marcel.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Ross is eating breakfast with Joey and Monica. Joey is walking towards Ross.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
PHOEBE: Oh, no no, that side doesn't have one, the paramedics had to cut through it. [Chandler jumps out of the car]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Carol and Susans apartment, from next weeks episode Rachel is talking to Ben.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
Ross: It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sex with her.]
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to the scene described above.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monicas work kitchen, shes on fire again and Joey is putting her out.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe at the mike.]
[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is putting tape on the bottom of his shoes.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joeys debut on Days.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross is taking Ben to visit Rachel whos working there.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel at their table.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is cleaning the apartment for Monica and is frustrated with things not lining up.]
[Cut to Joey going over to talk to Dennis Phillips.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, to the theme from The Dick Van Dyke show Joey runs into Central Perk carrying a stack of Soap Opera Digests and falls on the step. He does bounce right back up making it all that much funnier.]
[Cut to Monica walking up to Chandler.]
[Cut to Chandler in the hallway practicing dancing and is doing it very well.]
[cut to later, Joey, Rachel, Ross, and Tim are watching the football game, and they all cheer loudly.]
Director: Cut! Very nice people!
[Cut to Joey and Monica.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the scene described above.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Eric.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
[Cut the hallway, Rachel is exited from Monicas when the door closes on her skirt.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Chandler is in his bathroom with Monica, and hes panicking on how far Phoebe is pushing him.]
[Cut back to the present, they are still in each others embrace.]
Joey: Ah, just cut me a little sliver. (Monica prepares to cut a little sliver.) A little bigger. (Monica prepares to cut a bigger piece.) Little bigger. (Monica moves the knife again.) What?! Are you afraid youre gonna run out?! Cut me a real piece!