words in movies
Ross: Phoebe, whyd you do it?
Phoebe: Do you think thats something that hed be mad at you for?
Phoebe: Okay umm, Id also like to try on the tiara. (The male jeweler hands it to her.) Oh yeah. Okay. (Puts it on.) (To the jeweler) What do you think, too much?
Chandler: Id carry you around in my pocket.
Rachel: OH MY GOD!!! (She holds her hands up in triumph and the gang all look at her.) Sorry, I was just imagining what itd be like to catch the money bouquet.
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Tag: Id better get back to my desk.
Phoebe: And yknow, even if they break up again, youd better not let him in your sad mens club!
Mr. Zelner: Uh actually, Id like to speak with both of you.
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Phoebe: I cant believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought Id be able to do that! Thank you Ross.
Joey: Wow, thats in like 20 minutes. Youd better get dressed.
Chandler: Well, cause she came back the third summer and shed gotten really fa-aa-aw-ow
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Earl: No! Thats just the "Hey Guy" guy. He says that to everybody! Hes the worst! Id like to take him with me!
Chandler: Yeah, Id love to but Ive tried that so many times they wont even let me in the store anymore.
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Phoebe: If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop.
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Chandler: Hey! Howd it go?
Rachel: Well yknow, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, wed jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so theyd put salt on their cereal.
Chandler: Sorry, I just dont like the idea of when I say, "I do," hes thinking, "Yeah, Id do her too!"
Morse: Whatd I get?
Chandler: You dont want to be guys, youd be all hairy and wouldnt live as long. (Starts to go to his bedroom)
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Joey: Howd you get over that teacher?
Phoebe: Oh thatd be me. Sir. (Hands him the cell phone.) After you.
Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
Woman: Thatd be great, thanks. (Gunther goes and gets them.)
Ross: Look, if youd had two failed marriages, youd understand!
Chloe: Relax. Its just Issacs D.J.-ing at the Philly. You should come.
Rachel: Yes, it bothers me Ross, but y'know if he was a regular at the coffee house, Id be serving him sneezers.
Monica: Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
Mr. Geller: Way to go son! I knew youd find him!
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Monica: Hey! Howd it go?
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Joey: Yeah and wed go check it out, but you took away our keys.
Chandler: Id better go pack.
Joey: Yeah? I just figured yknow, after living with you itd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yknow? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whos different than me. And whats more different than me; a guy whos not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
Ross: Do you have a minute? Id like to talk to you about something Im, Im really uncomfortable talking about.
Joey: Hey, Im with you. He even asked me if I thought youd go out with him.
Joey: Well, I was thinking that itd probably be okay because Ross hasnt gone out with Rachel in five years!
Joey: But between you and Phoebe, Id have to give the edge to Phoebe.
Ursula: Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess thatd be okay.
Monica: What?! I thought hed love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Boy in the Cape: Id rather have the money.
Eric: Id better go, deal
Ursula: Yknow, wed really better get going.
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Phoebe: No! Wait! I was just saying that so youd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Joey: I was kinda hoping youd stay.
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
Trudie Styler: Im not giving concert tickets to someone whod use their son like this!
Brenda: Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible! Whered you get it?
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Will: Oh, youd like that wouldnt ya?
Joey: Well Id be scared of them, but all right.
Chandler: So you understand, Id feel a lot more comfortable if you didnt tell people what happened. Yknow, Im a little Im a little embarrassed about it.
Phoebe: (entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! Howd the conversation go?
Rachel: Alright. So whered you grow up?
Joey: "Whered you grow up," its so simple!
Monica: Is it something youd be interested in?
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Monica: (Pause) I dont think Id care.
Chandler: Well, Phoebe I thought Id(Off Phoebes look)Yeah, what the hell. (Exits with Phoebe.)
Ross: Id bet Id still be doing my kara-tay. (Thats karate, hes just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from yknow, not doing anything else physical.
Joey: Oh, I I d
Monica: Oh thats right, thats what Id sound like if I exploded.
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Monica: Well its I mean Id justId be self-conscious. Youre my friend; Id be naked.
Ross: Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I dont know any of it and Im the father. I wish Id be more involved yknow.
Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.
Ross: Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then hed be the stepfather of my child.
Monica: Oh, Id like a latte. Oh yknow what? If youre gonna talk about me, Im gonna go with you.
Monica: Id move in tomorrow!
Monica: Id like to have Don and Phoebe over. Wouldnt that be nice?
Phoebe: I-I-Id love to. Let me just tell my friend.
Monica: Yeah, Id really like to.
Ross: Whyd you say no?
Jim: Oh also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D.
The Interviewer: Understood. So, whatd you say back then?
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you!
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Rachel: I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (Everyone gasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?!