words in movies
Ross: Hey uh Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys? Thought Id take that bad boy out for a little spin.
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
Chandler: If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.
Tag: Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
Phoebe: Yeah, I Well yknow I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so Id just be lost.
Ross: (in his head) Shes your cousin. Shes your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head shed think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Lets back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logans Run, the sexiest movie ever. (She grabs the blanket from behind him and looks at him.) Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. Im going in.
Chandler: Whend you meet her?
Chandler: Hi! Howd it go?
Rachel: Hi! (He hands her, her mail) Thanks, hey so uh whatd you do last night?
Rachel: Id love to!
Chandler: Whatd you rent?
Joey: Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, Id better go.
Chandler: Id carry you around in my pocket.
Rachel: OH MY GOD!!! (She holds her hands up in triumph and the gang all look at her.) Sorry, I was just imagining what itd be like to catch the money bouquet.
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Tag: Id better get back to my desk.
Phoebe: And yknow, even if they break up again, youd better not let him in your sad mens club!
Mr. Zelner: Uh actually, Id like to speak with both of you.
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Phoebe: I cant believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought Id be able to do that! Thank you Ross.
Joey: Wow, thats in like 20 minutes. Youd better get dressed.
Chandler: Well, cause she came back the third summer and shed gotten really fa-aa-aw-ow
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Earl: No! Thats just the "Hey Guy" guy. He says that to everybody! Hes the worst! Id like to take him with me!
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Chandler: Yeah, Id love to but Ive tried that so many times they wont even let me in the store anymore.
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Phoebe: If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop.
Rachel: Well yknow, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, wed jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so theyd put salt on their cereal.
Chandler: Hey! Howd it go?
Chandler: Sorry, I just dont like the idea of when I say, "I do," hes thinking, "Yeah, Id do her too!"
Chandler: You dont want to be guys, youd be all hairy and wouldnt live as long. (Starts to go to his bedroom)
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Phoebe: Oh thatd be me. Sir. (Hands him the cell phone.) After you.
Morse: Whatd I get?
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Woman: Thatd be great, thanks. (Gunther goes and gets them.)
Joey: Howd you get over that teacher?
Ross: Look, if youd had two failed marriages, youd understand!
Chloe: Relax. Its just Issacs D.J.-ing at the Philly. You should come.
Rachel: Yes, it bothers me Ross, but y'know if he was a regular at the coffee house, Id be serving him sneezers.
Monica: Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
Joey: Yeah and wed go check it out, but you took away our keys.
Mr. Geller: Way to go son! I knew youd find him!
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Monica: Hey! Howd it go?
Chandler: Id better go pack.
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Ross: Do you have a minute? Id like to talk to you about something Im, Im really uncomfortable talking about.
Joey: Hey, Im with you. He even asked me if I thought youd go out with him.
Joey: Well, I was thinking that itd probably be okay because Ross hasnt gone out with Rachel in five years!
Joey: Yeah? I just figured yknow, after living with you itd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yknow? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whos different than me. And whats more different than me; a guy whos not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Joey: But between you and Phoebe, Id have to give the edge to Phoebe.
Boy in the Cape: Id rather have the money.
Ursula: Yknow, wed really better get going.
Phoebe: No! Wait! I was just saying that so youd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Ursula: Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess thatd be okay.
Monica: What?! I thought hed love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!
Eric: Id better go, deal
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Joey: I was kinda hoping youd stay.
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
Brenda: Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible! Whered you get it?
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Will: Oh, youd like that wouldnt ya?
Rachel: Alright. So whered you grow up?
Joey: Well Id be scared of them, but all right.
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Trudie Styler: Im not giving concert tickets to someone whod use their son like this!
Phoebe: (entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! Howd the conversation go?
Joey: "Whered you grow up," its so simple!
Chandler: So you understand, Id feel a lot more comfortable if you didnt tell people what happened. Yknow, Im a little Im a little embarrassed about it.
Chandler: Well, Phoebe I thought Id(Off Phoebes look)Yeah, what the hell. (Exits with Phoebe.)
Monica: (Pause) I dont think Id care.
Monica: Is it something youd be interested in?
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Ross: Id bet Id still be doing my kara-tay. (Thats karate, hes just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from yknow, not doing anything else physical.
Joey: Oh, I I d
Monica: Oh thats right, thats what Id sound like if I exploded.
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Monica: Well its I mean Id justId be self-conscious. Youre my friend; Id be naked.
Ross: Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I dont know any of it and Im the father. I wish Id be more involved yknow.
Monica: Id move in tomorrow!
Ross: Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then hed be the stepfather of my child.
Monica: Oh, Id like a latte. Oh yknow what? If youre gonna talk about me, Im gonna go with you.
Phoebe: I-I-Id love to. Let me just tell my friend.
Monica: Id like to have Don and Phoebe over. Wouldnt that be nice?
Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.