words in movies
Joshua: Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Monica: Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is its Chandler!
Monica: Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.
Monica: Yknow dad, Chandler is one of Rosss very best friends!
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Monica: And Dad, yknow that mailman that you got fired? He didnt steal your Playboys! Ross did!
Monica: (out loud, to her parents) Mom! Dad! Ross smoked pot in college!
Ross: (continuing) I just found out that Elizabeths dad wants to meet me.
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dads proud of me! My dads proud of me.
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Ross: Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.
Ben: (entering) Dad!! (Runs and hugs him.)
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Ross: I went to Egypt with my dad.
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not Elizabeths dad?!
Paul: No! No! Its just that, my dad never did. I miss my dad.
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Rachel: Thats your, thats your dads bedroom. (Yelling) Thats your dads bedroom!
Elizabeth: Ohh, I wouldnt do it in there. Thats my dads bedroom.
Monica: Okay, lets do it. Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!
Chandler: Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Monica: Wow! Thats great! Dad must really like you, he doesnt ask just anyone to play.
Monica: Oh dad, really you dont need to
Woman: Great! (Calls down the hall) Dad! (Her old father walks in.) Thank you so much, Ill be back to pick him up in an hour. (She walks away.)
Ross: My dad wanted to know if you wanted to play racquetball with us.
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
Chandler: (getting up) All right, Im off to see your dad.
Monica: Listen, Im sure that dad doesnt care. He probably thought this was funny; hell be telling this story for years!
Ross: Now, I know you wanted to bond with my dad, but did you really have to bond to that part?
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Chandler: That sounds like my first bike. (They all turn and look at him.) My dad gave me his old one.
Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think well be able to find a new place for the wedding.
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Chandler: Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Monica: (takes the phone from Ross) Come on. (Answering phone) Hello? (Listens) Im sorry you have the wrong number. (Listens) (Whispering) Okay, Ill call you later dad. I love you. (Hangs up.)
Ross: Wow! Great! (Finds a pack of cigarettes.) Wait, dad who-whos cigarettes are these?
Ross: Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house.
Ross: Dad?
Rachel: Yeah! Ive been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.
Ross: Dad?
Ross: Dad, dad I dont want to hear about it.
Ross: Dad that wont matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.
Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?
(Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica.)
Ross: Oh no. Dad! Dad! What (He goes to open one of her boxes and it rips apart.) Oh God everythings ruined! Dad, shes gonna be crushed!
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Ben: Bye dad.
Monica: My dad told me. They play golf together.
Monica: Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know
Rachel: Seriously, your dad doesnt like pranks.
Monica: Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? Thats a, thats a pretty great dad.
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
Chandler: Hi dad.
Monica: Dad! Theres Ross (points), why dont you go talk to him?
Joey: Careful! Youre wasting good pastrami! (Gasps.) Oh my God! Im my dad!
Monica: I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.
Ross: (pause) Youre right, thanks for keeping me honest dad.
Chandler: You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)
Mike: Mom, dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents: Theodore and Bitsy.
Ross: Well then well-well see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks away slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (Theyre sitting by the window.) What-what what you guys doing here?!
Monica: Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Mike: No, no, no, you're doing fine, really... Why don't you go talk to my dad?
Rachel: Im having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, do you wanna come?
Mike: Uhm... Did you just hit my dad?
Monica: I cant believe mom and dad are selling the house!
PHOEBE: Yeah, maybe, yeah. You know, and, and I'll knock on the door and, and he'll hug me and I'll have a dad. Ya know and I'll, I'll go to his pharmacy and everyone will be really nice to me 'cause, you know, I'm Franks daughter.
Ross: I dont care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now shes totally freaked out!
Phoebe: (entering, quietly) Wow, you told your dad the truth.
Dina: Joe, mom and dad are fine
Joey: (concerned) Oh. Whats, whats going on? Is it mom? Is she sick? Is it dads heart? Is that a sandwich?
Dina: And youre my big brother! I mean, youre my favorite guy in the whole world. Im not even scared to tell mom and dad. I was scared of telling you.
Joey: Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad.
Ross: Yeah but still, I mean it shouldve been me. Im the dad.
Monica: Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, its time the velvet ropes came down.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and hes been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book.]
Ross: Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
Monica: (To Ross) Oh, by the way. Would it be okay if I gave the toast to mom and dad this year?
Ross: Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Ross: Cool! Dad! My report cards! Hey, check this out dad, (reading his grades) Math, A. Science, A. History, A. Gym (He puts it away and finds something else.) Oooh, my rock polisher!
Ross: Thats a good question, dad. Thats a good question
Monica: Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.
[The next one is from Episode 722: The One With Chandlers Dad.]
Monica: Man, this sucks! Yknow if Mom and Dad dont see us on TV after we made them so jealous, I mean, whos gonna be the losers then?
Ross: Dad seriously! Yknow you really should see someone about that!
Ross: (To Monica) Youre drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe Im a little drunk.
Monica: I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.
Ross: Dad, what are you doing?
Monica: Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?
Monica: Well, thats okay dad, we-we can wait until later.
Mr. Geller: Of course. Ill always be your dad.
Monica: (walking by with Chandler.) Hey dad!
Monica: Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!
Amy: It's his dad.
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)
Ross: I made a man twice my size cry. I mean, I havent done that since I was four and I washed my dads Porsche with rocks.
Mike's dad: (leans in towards Mike) I crushed a pill and put it in her drink... (to his wife) Come on, sweetheart.
Joey: Oh no, no, no, let your dad get this.