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GUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]
[the guys form a wall between Mrs Geller and Mr Geller and dance across the hall as he walks across]
Chandler: ....three years of modern dance with Twila Tharp! Five years with the American Ballet Theater?!
Monica: Why? (She hops into the living room and imitates Chandler's happy dance.)
Phoebe: Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals. (She holds up the tickets that Kyle gave her.)
Chandler: (sliding up behind her) No. No, I wont. Do you know why I took all those lessons? See, for the first time I didnt want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot.
Monica: Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me. (Chandler grunts.) Okay, you can easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesnt matter. All right? I married you! So I want to dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on. (They go onto the floor.) Just try not to move your feet at all. (Chandler starts to get into the groove and bust a move.) There you go.
Chandler: Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?
Ross: No, but I wanna be. Hey, I will be. Besides, I'm with Charlie, right? Oh my god, I'm still with Charlie, aren't I? I mean, she didn't see the dance, did she?
Monica: Hey, see that snippy guy over there? Hes the one who decides who gets up on the platform. We should go dance by him.
Young Ross: (singing) 'I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with....' (spills some tea and it drips onto his/her dress) Ohhh! (runs away crying)
Roy: I don't know... I can make my pecs dance... I can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks... I can go to that special place inside me where I feel no shame.
Monica: All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!
Chandler: Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this (Starts to dancing really, really, really badly. Ross enters behind him and he stops.)
Ross: We got honourable mention in the brother/sister dance category! Look, its almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?
Phoebe: Or...or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.
Monica: Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!
Monica: Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. Im-Im gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. (She points to and walks over to the electric clothes rack they have.)
MONICA: It bit. It was a 50's theme restraunt. I have to cook in a costume and dance on the counter. I mean I was a chef at Cafe des Artistes. I mean how could I take a job where I have to make something called Laverne and Curly Fries?
Phoebe: All right, y'know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather, and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men.
Teacher: Well that's all right, you can come up to the front and dance with me.
All: Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Rachel: Yeah. (Stops and starts doing the I-have-to-go-to-the-bathroom dance.)
All: ...Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Director: Joey, all the roles got to dance a little. But believe me with your dance background it'll be a piece of cake.
(The Lion Sleeps Tonight starts to play. Marcel starts to dance.)
Chandler: (To Rachel) Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! (To Eldad) You dance for Rachel!
(The group does the same horrible dance that Joey did earlier in the show, except they're all out of sync and they do the jazz hands at the end.)
Phoebe: I think she means (Imitates) 'You dance
Teacher: You don't observe a dance class. You dance
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
Chandler: (doing a little dance) Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
JOEY: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... [rubs his fingers together]
[They dance; Carol looks on lovingly.]
MRS. GELLER: Dance with your father.
Joey: Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)
MRS. GELLER: Dance with him.
Joey: No-no hey buddy, please let me dance with that girl, I really like her and I think I have a shot.
Joey: Yeah, I can dance, y'know. (starts to dance really, really, really badly)
MR. GELLER: I may not know any of your flash dances but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.
Chandler: Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?
(As the camera passes by, they start to dance really rigid, but the camera is facing the other way.)
Joey: (on stage in an Austrian accent) Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)
Rachel: What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?
Ross: (coming out of the bathroom) Won't you dance around with me.
[Joey walks back inside just as Rosss dance is finishing.]
Director: Okay, and listen don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition.
Ross: Wow! That aspirin dance really works!
[Scene: Joey's dance audition, Joey is warming up.]
Chloe: Hey, you dont have to smile. You just have to dance.
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, you could dance real good with her, shes the same size as me.
Chandler: And Im blah? Listen, the only thing more boring than watching modern dance is having to listen to you talk about it, (Imitating her) "Oh Chandler, I just lost myself in the moment."
Joey: Well, hes too shy, he doesnt thing hes good enough to dance with girls yet.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!
Joey: Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. (He walks into the kitchen and does a little dance step on the way.)
JOEY: That's it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! [she starts nibbling his hand] Hey. He-hey.
Joey: Hey-hey, hold on, this isnt some kind of like girly dance. All right, its like a sport, its manly!
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Monica: How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think its funny now?
[Sequence 1: Monica throws the ball over Chandlers head to Joey who catches it for a touchdown, and starts to dance in celebration. Chandler then tackles him, and he starts to dance in celebration.]
Monica: I think somebody needs another lap dance. (Motions for one.)
Chandler: Yeah, well, I dont dance at weddings.
(He hesitates, then goes over to dance with her.)
Chloe: Hey, come dance. What? Are you married? Cause thats okay.
Phoebe: Well, can you dance at all?
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
Monica: Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.
Phoebe: Oh. Oooh! Ooh! Ooh! (She stands up and starts to dance around) Ooh! My butt cheek is waking up! Oooh! Ooh!
Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!
Ross: Thats true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)
Monica: Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
Phoebe: Dance karate?
Joey: Yeah, theres this superintendents dance, the Super Ball. I dont know, and he wants to impress Marge, this lady super that hes a crush on.
Joey: Uh, no, shes at dance class.
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Janine: Well they said I should bring someone. (To Joey) Do you wanna be my dance partner?
Monica: Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
(They dance over to him.)
Girl: We learned how to dance.
Joey: Hey-hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just.. (The girl starts dancing really close to him, so he picks her up, twirls her round, and puts her against a platform) Here we go. (He walks away to find Monica and Ross doing a really out of place dance) Looking good Gellers!
Director: Uh, yeah. Now you guys dance over there, you guys over there, and I want you two right around here, and everyone else spread out.
Janine: Im gonna be really late for dance class!
Director: Next on the platforms are (He points to the right of Ross and Monica, so they dance over to where hes pointing to. He points away from them) you two! And (He points the other way, and Ross and Monica follow his arm. Again he points away.) You two!
Monica: No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! Were not at a barn dance. Youve gottayou wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?
Monica: The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
Phoebe: Im sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)
Monica: You gave my father a lap dance!
Chandler: Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)
Courtney: They made me dance, in the fat suit.
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)
Chandler: Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)
Chandler: So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?
Ross: Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why dont we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.