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[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
MONICA: Huuh, alright, Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh, c'mon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.
Danny: I had to cut my hair to get rid of the uh, fogger smell.
Rachel: Oh, Danny just went into room 217.
Danny: Yesss?
Danny: (returning, with a friend) Rachel, this is my friend Tom. (To Tom) This is the girl I told you about.
Monica: (looking through the peephole) It's Danny.
Danny: Yeah?
Rachel: Please! We did not fog Danny! Who's Danny?
Joey: Yeah, you fogged Danny.
Danny: O-kay!
Danny: Okay.
Danny: Okay.
Danny: Okay. (Heads for his apartment.)
Rachel: What? YetiI mean Danny?
Danny: That's cool. Cool. (Starts to leave.)
Danny: So you like the short hair better.
Danny: Okay!
Danny: Do you?
Danny: Stop saying that. I hate that.
Danny: Absolutely. Some people are just into appearances.
Rachel: Oh, I went to have pizza. With Danny.
Danny: The pizza-place across the street any good?
(Danny enters.)
Danny: Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
Danny: (To them) Hey!
Monica: (To Monica) Danny. Are you guys ever gonna go out again?
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Danny: Okay, see ya. (Heads out.)
[Scene: Their building's lobby, Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox. Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him.]
Danny: Hey! What's going on?
Rachel: Oh, hi Danny.
Danny: Okay, (To Monica) hope I see you tomorrow night.
Danny: Yeah, what's the gala for?
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Danny: Take care. (Leaves.)
Danny: Thanks, see you at the party.
Monica: Hey, Danny!
Danny: Hey! Rachel!
Danny: Oh wow, you look great! Glad you could make it.
Danny: Bread. Aren't you a chef?
Rachel: I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.
Danny: Salad.
Rachel: Hi Danny! (Notices his box of liquor he's carrying.) Wow! Thirsty huh?
Monica: Danny? You know Rachel? Shes nice. Shes not bad to look at, right?
All: Hey Danny.
Danny: Well, of course.
Danny: Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back. (He heads off.)
Danny: Hey guys.
Danny: (Looking at Monica) Absolutely! Is Friday okay?
Danny: Oh hey, great, you're up. Rachel, this is my sister Krista. Krista, this is Rachel.
Danny: Oh, damn! I got it on my pants.
Danny: I had a really nice time tonight.
[Scene: Outside Danny's apartment, Danny and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Danny: I'd love to ask you in, but uh, my sister's visiting and I think she's asleep on the couch.
Danny: Like it would help.
Rachel: You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch? (Danny nods, "Yes.") Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Danny: Oh, hey Rach! I thought we said seven?
Danny: What?! Why?!
Danny: Do-do you, do you have brothers?
Danny: Are you close with them?
Danny: (seeing Rachel's shocked look) What?
Danny: I'm hungry. Wanna get some pizza? You can keep yelling if there's more.
Danny: Okay, listen, I really like you. Okay? I think this can go somewhere. So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?
Danny: You are! (Hits her back.)
Danny: You are! (Hits her back.)
Danny: You are so dead! I'm gonna get you.
Danny: You are! (Hits her back.)
Danny: so we finally get to the top of the mountain and airhead here (His sister) forgets the camera!
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Danny: Hey, hi, I need a ladle. You got a ladle?
Krista: (calling from the bathroom) Danny! Hurry up! The bath is getting cold!
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
Krista: Oh, this is so good (A piece of cake.) you have got to try it. (She takes some on her finger and feeds it to Danny. Then takes a little more and does it again. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang stares on in shock. Then they pick up a part of it and some filling falls into his lap.)
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
[Scene: Downstairs at Danny's party, Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back. But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs.]
Danny: Really! You-you sail?
Danny: Come on, you got the shopping bags and the Sack's catalog.
Danny: (To Monica) On the date, I will be able to talk to her directly? (To Rachel) See ya Friday. (He walks out.)
Monica: (to Danny) We'll be right there! (To Rachel) Can't you just say it starts later?
Danny: Oh great! That special bond again! Why do women have such a problem with the fact that I'm close with my sister?
Danny: You two could really hit it off! I'm gonna go mingle. (Leaves.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister.]