words in movies
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Danny: (To Monica) On the date, I will be able to talk to her directly? (To Rachel) See ya Friday. (He walks out.)
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
[Scene: Outside Danny's apartment, Danny and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
[Scene: A street, Ross and Emily are walking home from a date.]
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Ross: Well, I-I want to give her another chance, yknow? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that wasif she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasnt kidding, shes not fun, shes stupid, and kind of a racist.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua.]
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? Were on a date.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date.]
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Ross: Yeah, all right, its a date. (He leaves)
Joey: I am (Looks in his date book.) free!
Monica: Ohh. And I dont even have a date.
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?
[Scene, A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date, drunk, and is leaving that answering machine message.]
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Rachel: Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
[Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.]
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Chandler: And a date with a man!
Phoebe: All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in.
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Rachel is returning from her date with Dave.]
Meg: Well, I dont care about the divorces either, but I wouldnt date him. Its just that hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
Phoebe: Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Joshua: Yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
Meg: Okay now I wouldnt date you because you seem a little creepy.
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Hillary: You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
[Scene: The hallway, Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date.]
Ross: Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
Rachel: No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to.
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Jill: Yknow, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but Im not gonna date some random guy from your work.
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
Monica: So its okay to date a student.
Rachel: Yeah! Its weird. But the thing is need to find a date.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Chandler: I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! Im right. I'm right. Am I right?
Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date.]
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Rachel: See? Now, he could date her.
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
[Scene: Hillarys apartment, Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date.]
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
Rachel: Im not asking you to go on a date with him!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Ross: Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her
Joeys Date: Hi!
Phoebe: So how was, how was your date?
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
Joey: After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think shes trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Phoebe: I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
Chandler: A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?
Phoebe: Well Its a date.
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!