words in movies
SUSIE: Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
RACHEL: OK, OK, that is my favorite sweater, that is my third date sweater.
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Rachel: Im not asking you to go on a date with him!
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Joeys Date: Hi!
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Ross: Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Phoebe: So how was, how was your date?
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
Phoebe: Well Its a date.
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Joey: After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think shes trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Phoebe: I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Chandler: A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
[Scene: Jen's apartment, Ross is picking her up for their date.]
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Chandler: Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
Ross: A date?
Rachel: Oh no, I cant. I got a date.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Ross: A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?
Joey: They go on one date and youre worried about them getting married?! Hes not you!
Phoebe: Yknow, just some good faith money to hold the date.
Ross: Well, how was the date?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine.]
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
Ross: Trying to date this woman.
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Rachel: Okay. Um ButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Stu: Either that or shes just the best, most expensive date I ever had.
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
Joey: No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Ross: Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentines Day? Whats going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.
Mona's Date: Its awfully pink. (Ross mouths, "Its salmon!")
Rachel: My due date is in one week!
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Mona's Date: Oh, its okay.
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his date.]
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.
Joey: Its pretty, Okay date of birth?
Joey: Date of birth?
Phoebe: oh umm Mike's picking me up for a date.
Phoebe: You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Joey: Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
Ross: so how'd the date go?
Joey: listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt.
Joey: (Realizes that he has forgotten all about the double date) Oh my God!
[Scene: Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date.]
Rachel: Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show.
Rachel: Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date.
JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
Rachel: This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?
Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date.
Rachel: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wish my date hadn't shown up.
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.