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Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Joey: Well youre not selling the story! Its like; its like you dont believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when Im preparing for an audition. Okay? Ill set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what youre doing wrong.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Jill: Yknow, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but Im not gonna date some random guy from your work.
Rachel: No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to.
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Monica: So its okay to date a student.
Chandler: I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! Im right. I'm right. Am I right?
Rachel: Yeah! Its weird. But the thing is need to find a date.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date.]
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Rachel: See? Now, he could date her.
[Scene: Hillarys apartment, Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date.]
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Rachel: Im not asking you to go on a date with him!
Joeys Date: Hi!
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Ross: Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Phoebe: So how was, how was your date?
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Phoebe: Well Its a date.
Joey: After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think shes trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Chandler: A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?
Phoebe: I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
[Scene: Jen's apartment, Ross is picking her up for their date.]
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Chandler: Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Ross: A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
Ross: A date?
Rachel: Oh no, I cant. I got a date.
Joey: They go on one date and youre worried about them getting married?! Hes not you!
Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine.]
Phoebe: Yknow, just some good faith money to hold the date.
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Ross: Trying to date this woman.
Stu: Either that or shes just the best, most expensive date I ever had.
Rachel: Okay. Um ButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Joey: No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
Mona's Date: Its awfully pink. (Ross mouths, "Its salmon!")
Ross: Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentines Day? Whats going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.
Mona's Date: Oh, its okay.
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Rachel: My due date is in one week!
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his date.]
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!