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Ross: That's different, okay. That's like, uh 'Who dated a stripper?' or 'Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?'.
CHANDLER: You know, I once dated a Miss Crankypants. Lovely girl, kinda moody.
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Ross: Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced three times?
Monica: You dated her!
Rachel: WhYou dated my sister!
Phoebe: Oh my God! You dated someone with a glass eye too?!
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Monica: Come on, was it somebody maybe you dated in college?
Charlie: Ok, you want the dirt? Alby was seriously insecure. I mean, he was really intimidated by the guy I dated before him.
Ross: You... you dated Albert Wintermeyer?
Rachel: I mean, you know... Ross and I haven't dated in like... six years...
Phoebe: It's, yes, my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.
Joey: Yes. It's just that she's so much smarter than all the girls I've ever dated! Combined! I don't want her to think I'm stupid!
Rachel: Ah! You know what honey guys are just different, they like things that we can't understand, you know I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend he was an archeologist and I was a naughty cave woman that he unfroze from a block of ice.
Chandler: No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive (Thinks a little while.) Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album.
Ross: (a little suprised) Two? Wha...? Don't tell me you dated Benjamin Hobart