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Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Directed by: David Schwimmer (Yeah, that David Schwimmer.)
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! David!
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
David: Damn it!
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)
Monica: You have to tell David!
David: Wow, you look even... more beautiful than you did yesterday.
David: Oh... oh...
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine.]
David: No... well, yeah.
David: No... no...
David: In Minsk...
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
David: ...it's uhm... i-it's two on each cheek and uhm... and one on the lips.
David: But... ergo...
David: But... I-I-It's nice... A-a-and... nice is good. A-a-and good is not bad, ergo, w-w-we should keep kissing.
Phoebe: (points to David) And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.
Phoebe: Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible.
Phoebe: Stop it! Stop it, before someone gets really hurt! (they stop and Phoebe gets David's jacket and gives it to him) Here David, you should just go.
Phoebe: No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
David: Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
David: Oh, you're going to Minsk?
David: Why? Wh-What are you going to do about it?
David: Right... Goodbye Phoebe. (Makes a move to kiss her.)
David: Really? Well, if you do, come in the spring. It's just lovely there.
David: Yeah, hes saying Da-Da.
David: Yeah, I-I don't, I can't get away with stuff like that. I-I-It sounded sexy in my head, so I...
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
David: Well, after eight years of research I discovered that it can't be done.
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
David: Phoebe! Hi!
David: Good, good, life is good...
Phoebe: David?
David: Wow, you look unbelievable.
David: Ah well, I-I'm seeing someone.
David: Do you wanna get a drink?
David: Yeah, I don't know why, I'm sorry, I guess I just didn't want to lose face.
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
Phoebe: I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.
David: Yeah, I know. Well... this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but do you have some place that you need to be right now?
Rachel: No, that's David.
David: Great.
(Charlie and Rachel arrive. They see David and Phoebe leave)
David: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?
David: It's ok. Ho-honest mistake.
David: That's great! That's great! I-I'll propose to her!
David: I'm sorry, uh... I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know... Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?
David: Mike is your ex... uh... boyfriend!
David: Sorry, I just... I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe...
Chandler: David, I'm pretending to read here!!
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Joey: Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and David leave)
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!
David: Do you smell beets?
David: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe.
David: Well, I'm back from Minsk... permanently.
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I'm not gonna stand in the way of that and neither should you.
David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh, I have... something I wanna say.
David: I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her myself.
(Phoebe and David walk in)
David: It's David, actually!
Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David!
David: (turns around) Hi Mike!
Phoebe: David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
David: Just so I know, if I had asked first...
David: Phoebe, will you marry me?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Mike: Sorry David, but she really has to know this.
David: I have a ring.
David: Alright, but after this I want to see you outside. If the rain stops.
David: Ok, I'm gonna take off.
David: Uhm... Ha ha!
David: (annoyed) Ok, would you care for my seat as well?
(David produces the ring. At the same time, Mike walks in, behind David)
(Ross is dumbfounded to see Mike instead of David)
Monica: David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Teleplay by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Story by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: I mean... (David kisses Phoebe on the cheek, makes his way to the door and turns around again)
Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!
Part I Written by: Greg Malins Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Well, i-it's okay. I-I-I understand... Well, s... well, are you happy with this guy?
David: So, ehm... I'm proposing to Pheobe tonight. (Removes a ring box from his pocket and opens it to show Chandler the ring)
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
David: Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.
(David puts his napkin up to his mouth and starts laughing at his own line. Matt notices him after a while and starts laughing as well.)
David: She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and... well, it's actually because of you, really, that we're together, I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy, and I just said "Boy, I want that".
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Directed by: Kevin Bright Transcribed by: Kreidy
Phoebe: David! (He kisses her cheek) What-what are you doing here? Arent you supposed to be in Russia?