words in movies
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane
David: Pivat!! (In a high pitched voice) Pivat!!!
(Joey hugs Rosss neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which, after a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing.)
Chandler: Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? (Does the impression)
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
David: Wa... wa... wait! We can... call them later. Can you just... just stand there f-f-for a moment? Boy! There's an old Russian expression, uhm... it goes: Schto ya ztez vigul... ui! Roughly translated that means uhm... This thing that I'm looking at: wow!
David: Rrrreally.
David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
David: Hey!
Max: No. Have you seen David?
David: Well... just so you know... hearing it wasn't exactly a Vladnik carnival either... Can we at least hug goodbye?
David: Noth- I was- I was just saying to my-
David: Yuh.
David: ...Now? Now?
David: I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just- you decide.
David: Stay.
David: Please.
David: No, I'm... not going to Minsk.
(Phoebe leads David into a bedroom)
David: Uh, ow.
David: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
David: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.
David: Wow.
David: I'll never forget you.
David: No, but I'm asking-
David: Hi! (Kisses her) What-what're you doing here?
David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
David: Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui... (David holds his hands gently on the back of Phoebe's neck. There's a sound of a a bunch of keys rattling, and the door opens... It's Mike)
David: Thank you, Max. Thank you.
(David is feeding Phoebe popcorn. Max walks up)
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly With Minot Adjustments by: Tennant Stuart
Written by: Scott Silveri Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: In fact, ehm... I going to kiss you now. (David holds Phoebe and wants to kiss her.)
Story by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Teleplay by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
David: Yeah, Im just, Im just in town for a conference. Umm, God you look phenomenal!
David: -make the decision-
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly With Minor Adjustments by: Tennant Stuart
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
Written by: Brian Boyle Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.
Teleplay by: Scott Siveri Story by: David J. Lagana Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
(David and Phoebe sit down at a table close to Chandler and Monica's)
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Emily: And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesnt wear a cup.
David: Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. That's uhm... one seventieth of a karat. And the clarity is uhm... is quite poor.
David: Well, remember how I was trying to achieve the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
Ross: Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? (Shakes his head around, pretending like hes jamming.)
Phoebe: (shouts after David) Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!
Written by: Scott Silveri Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Christoph P�per
Directed by: Ben Weiss Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcript by: David Buehrle
David: -hard quality. And uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-that's when you started yelling. (Sits down)
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Ahh! Sh(Beep)it that hurt!
David: No, but I can't-
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Directed by: David Schwimmer (Yeah, that David Schwimmer.)
David: (noticing Phoebe) Oh my God!
Originally written by Marta Kauffman and David Crane Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu] Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
Monica: David who?
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!
David: Phoebe?
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
David: Really? Because I think about you all the time.
David: I mean, theres a statue in Minsk
Phoebe: ThatIts not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, hes very special to me.
David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, yknow, next time youre in Minsk umm
David: I-I do though.
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is running up to meet David.]
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
David: Bye Phoebe. (He gets in and the cab drives off. Joey walks up and witnesses that event.)
David: July. Umm, (He speaks Russian.)
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: For me, I have a hard time with le Blanc in particular. When-whenI mean when
Phoebe: Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00!
David: Okay, were good.
(David smiles.)
David: Le Blanc.
David: Yeah!
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
(David and Matt just lose it then.)
David: No! Come on!
David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.
David: Hes gone. Hes
David: Well thank you so much.
(David is laughing.)
(Monica (Courtney Cox) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) are laughing. That then causes Lisa and Jennifer come out of character and start laughing hysterically. And that finally causes David Schwimmer to come out of character and start laughing as well. Matthew decides to sing along now as well.)
David: That is too much!
Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen