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Joey: Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. Youve got to spread it out a little, you know. Havent you ever been unemployed?
Joey: Well, I'm keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out! (He glares at Chandler.)
Ross: Some days it's all I can think about.
Mike: I haven't been home in a couple of days and I need to get some more clothes.
JOEY: Huh? Days of our Lives picked up my option.
Monica: Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.
Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween.. all the good costumes are gone?
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
[Scene: At a writer's desk. The writer is working on a script for Days of Our Lives.]
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
Joey: Ah! I'm an actor! I can memorize anything! Last week on "Days" I had to say "Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy".
Nina: I dont know. For the past couple days, people have been avoiding me and giving me these really strange looks.
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Rachel: Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like back one of these days.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]
PHOEBE: No. No, he is my submaring guy. He resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together. Only this time he's coming for two weeks. Two whole weeks, which means yay.
Ross: Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an Irish accent) Two days of darts, itll be great!
PHOEBE: Ok, ok, ok. Ooh, hey 'new doc on the block, Days of Our Lives' Joey Tribbiani.' Ooh, cool picture.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there including Janice, theyre watching Happy Days.]
Monica: Phoebe, its been two days.
JOEY: Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this Chandler, ten years! I mean, Days of Our Lives. That's actually on television.
The Interviewer: So, according to your bio, youve done quite a bit of work before Days of Our Lives. Anything youre particularly proud of?
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.
Lauren: I used to umm, schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives.
Joey: Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Phoebe: Of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!
Joey: I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin up about something Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now hes just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, Ill
Monica: A couple of days.
Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
Phoebe Sr: Well, yeah! I mean yeah, but only for three days.
Phoebe: Oh did youwhat did youdid you work for two days straight?
Ross: He hasnt gotten out of that chair in two days.
JOEY: Hey, I'll be alright. I mean it's not like I'm starting from sqare one. I was Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives. Heh? I mean that's gotta have some kind of cache.
Rachel: You mean, you mean 30 days?
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Monica: Oh no, two days, you must be bummed.
Joey: Why would you need to say hi to them, youve been feeding them for four days?
JOEY: Yeah, my agent just called me with an audition for Days of Our Lives!
Chandler: Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days. (How many cigarettes are there in one pack and how many packs in one carton in the US?) But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore.
JOEY: It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days of our Lives. And then I started thinkin' about all of u, and how these are the days of our lives..
Ross: (Holding him back.)Dad, dad, please. Look I dont want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, she's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. (Picks up the bill.) Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?
Fat Monica: I think his begging days are over now that he's going out with Nancy Branson.
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
(Dan turns on the TV and the Happy Days theme song comes on.)
Monica: They torn it down a few days early.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]
Chandler: Joey, its been three days, okay.. Your just a little homesick, Okay. Would you just try to relax. Just, just try to enjoy yourself.
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Monica: Hey, Joey, I dont think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean its only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
Rachel: Well, I guess I could take a couple days off work.
Ross: Why-why cant you take a couple of days off?
Rachel: He left work in the middle of the day to do a personal errand and left you in charge when youve been working here two days? Thats not, thats not right.
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: Uh, its from yore. Like the days of yore. Yknow?
Phoebe: Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, yknow? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?
Rachel: (interrupting him and seeing Joey) Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives, just walked in here!
Joey: (to the fan) So, you saw me on Days Of Our Lives huh? Want me to, want me to do a little Dr. Drake Remoray for ya?
Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!
MONICA: This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment. There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.
Joey: (smiling) I don't know. This little, old lady lives for my career. When they dumped me off of Days of Our Lives she almost died.
Joey: Well, since you ask. They want me back on Days of Our Lives!
MONICA: Oh, because, um . . .� well, Chandler's going to be home in a couple of days.� So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction.
Joey: Well, these really are the days of our lives.
Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
Mr. Geller: (overacting) Thats a good one! Do you hear that Ross? Three days!
Joey: Two days ago.
Phoebe: I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Ben: (answering him) Eight whole days.
Kristen: Well Joey doesnt like to talk about it but, hes one of the stars of Days Of Our Lives.
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Phoebe: Well thats only two days away. What is the other option?
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Joey: Okay. I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives!
Monica: Yeah, you're my husband. I'm not gonna live in a different state than you for 208 days out of the year.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joeys debut on Days.]
Phoebe: Oh yknow whats sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.
Courtney: It is one of those days!
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Chandler: Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives?
Announcer: Presenting the award for Favorite Supporting Actress is Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives. (Applause as Joey angrily walks to the podium and eyes the trophy.)
Chandler: Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives.
Monica: I wanted to do this days ago so I think I should go first.
Joey: Oh! Maybe its because Im on television. Im an actor on Days of Our Lives.
Rachel: That is seven days!
Monica: No. I dont think that you and I were destined to end up together. I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship. Some days we work really hard.
Joey: (reading) Three down, Days Of Our Lives star blank Tribbiani. Thats me!! Im blank!!
Amy: Oh my god. You're on Days of Our Lives.
Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?
The Interviewer: (returning) Oh wait! I almost forgot. We have to ask everybody this. Other than Days of Our Lives, whats your favorite soap opera?
Dr. Long: So, eight days late huh?
Monica: Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!
Monica: So you're gonna be gone four days a week? (Thinks about it.) No.
Mona: Huh, could you imagine. I go away for a few days, and come back, and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! (Mona laughs yes again!)
Rachel: I know. Days of Our Lives, thank you very much.
Phoebe: Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?