words in movies
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?